:26:02
What the fuck
are we gonna do now?
:26:03
Shut up, l'm thinking.
:26:06
ls Hollywood near
where we're going?
:26:07
ls that where
you guys are from?
:26:09
Yeah, right. Jersey represent.
:26:11
JUSTlCE: Oh.
:26:13
A Jersey boy.
:26:14
Well, what brings you
all the way out here?
:26:17
We couldn't hang around
the Quick Stop no more...
:26:18
'cause of
the restraining order...
:26:20
which sucks ass
'cause it's been like...
:26:21
mine and Silent Bob's home
since we were kids.
:26:23
Silent Bob even
busted his cherry there.
:26:26
You did?
:26:28
Oh, l bet she was a lucky girl.
:26:32
[Chuckles]
:26:34
Look, fuck that fat fuck.
:26:35
l'm trying
to tell a story here.
:26:37
Oh. Sorry.
:26:40
Anyway, we were talking
to Brodie...
:26:42
and he told us about the
"Bluntman and Chronic" movie.
:26:44
So we went
to see Holden McNeil...
:26:45
and he showed us the lnternet.
And that's where we found...
:26:47
all these little
fuckin' jerkoffs...
:26:48
talkin' shit about us.
:26:50
So we decided
to go to Hollywood...
:26:51
and stop the movie
from gettin' made.
:26:52
And now we're here.
:26:54
l have no idea
what you just said.
:26:56
l get that a lot.
So you like animals, huh?
:26:59
Sure.
:27:00
That's cool. Even snakes?
:27:02
Well, you can't
exclude an animal...
:27:04
just 'cause they're not cuddly.
:27:05
Of course l like snakes.
:27:06
How 'bout trouser snakes?
:27:08
Ooh. What's a trouser snake?
:27:10
Uh...
:27:11
[Deep laughter]
:27:15
What the fuck
are you waiting for?
:27:17
She went for the setup.
:27:18
Reach in your pants
and pull your cock out, bitch.
:27:21
Girls like that kind of shit.
:27:23
[Deep laughter]
:27:25
Right about here's...
:27:27
where the angel's
supposed to show up...
:27:28
and tell you not
to pull your dick out...
:27:30
but we bitch-slapped
that motherfucker...
:27:31
and sent him packing,
so it's smooth sailing.
:27:34
Let him rip, boy.
:27:41
Jesus loves
the little children
:27:46
Oh, sorry l'm late.
:27:47
So what's the deal here?
:27:50
Oh, shit.
Don't tell me you're...
:27:52
thinkin' of whippin'
your dick out...
:27:53
at this fine piece
of woman, are you?
:27:56
Tell you what.
Look over at Silent Bob...
:27:59
and see if he thinks
it's a good idea...