:46:02
Aaah!
:46:04
JA Y:
And after the fall ofman...
:46:06
these monkey fucks will
start wearing our clothes...
:46:08
and rebuilding the world
in their image.
:46:11
[Monkeys screeching]
:46:12
Oh, when only those
as super-smart as me...
:46:15
will be left alive
to bitterly cry...
:46:18
you maniacs!
:46:21
Damn youse!
:46:22
God damn youse all to hell!
:46:29
Shit.
Not on my watch, motherfucker.
:46:31
Die, you super monkey fuck!
Aah!
:46:40
All right, you can live...
for now.
:46:47
Did you see that shit, man?
Bitches love me.
:46:50
Come on,
let's get something to eat.
:46:52
[Razzes]
:46:54
What, man, we ain't hiding
in the woods no more.
:46:56
We gotta get to Hollywood.
:46:57
Besides,
we're in the clear, yo.
:46:59
lt's not like anyone
knows we stole the monkey.
:47:01
Bitch.
:47:03
[News theme plays]
:47:04
l'm Reg Hartner with an
exclusive "News Now" bulletin.
:47:07
The Provasik animal-testing
facility in Boulder...
:47:10
was the focus of an attack
by a terroristic...
:47:12
primate rescue syndicate
calling themselves...
:47:15
the Coalition for Liberation
of ltinerant Tree-dwellers...
:47:18
or simply C.L.l.T.
:47:21
ln a videotape sent
to authorities this morning...
:47:23
credit for the liberation
of an orangutan...
:47:25
from the lab last night
is taken by these men--
:47:28
identified in literature
that accompanied the tape...
:47:30
as Jay and Silent Bob.
:47:33
ln this chilling clip,
they make it very clear...
:47:35
that they are in control
of the C.L.l.T.
:47:39
[Distorted] We are the C.L.l. T.
None ofyou are safe.
:47:41
Now tremble before the might
of our merciless leader.
:47:43
l am the C.L.l.T. commander!
:47:45
Terrifying.
:47:47
Now here to help us
explain this footage...
:47:49
is Federal Wildlife
Marshal Willenholly.
:47:51
Marshal Willenholly,
thanks for joining us.
:47:53
At this point, what can you
tell us about the C.L.l.T.?
:47:56
From the intelligence
we've been gathering...
:47:58
we've discovered
that the C.L.l.T...