:50:01
we'd get busted
by the cops or something.
:50:03
You know what l say.
:50:05
Fuck the police
:50:06
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
:50:08
Yo, yo, fuck the police
:50:10
Fuck, fuck, fuck the police
:50:12
Yo, fuck 'em
:50:13
COP ON MEGAPHONE:
This is the Utah State Police.
:50:17
Boys, we know you're in there.
:50:19
Come on out
with your hands in the air...
:50:22
and surrender the orangutan.
:50:25
Think they're talking about us?
:50:27
[Honking]
:50:32
Sorry.
:50:33
Don't shoot.
:50:34
Hold your fire.
:50:36
Who the hell are you?
:50:37
Federal Wildlife Marshal.
ls the monkey in there?
:50:40
-The ape.
-What?
:50:42
Orangutan's a member
of the great ape family.
:50:43
lt's not a monkey.
:50:44
Look, who's the Federal
Wildlife Marshal here?
:50:46
Me or you?
:50:48
That's what l thought.
Can l use your--
:50:53
Jay and Silent Bob.
:50:55
Your C.L.l.T.
doesn't stand a chance.
:50:57
Anyone not harboring...
:50:59
a fugitive monkey in there
should hit the deck.
:51:01
We are going to open fire.
:51:03
[Patrons scream and chatter]
:51:05
What the fuck
are you waiting for?
:51:06
Get out there
and give him the monkey.
:51:10
Look, man, fuckin' maybe
it ain't so bad up at that lab.
:51:13
Maybe they experiment
on 'em by making 'em...
:51:14
fuck a bunch of different
good-lookin' monkeys.
:51:16
-We don't know.
-[Squeals]
:51:18
You stay out of this,
you weepy little chimp.
:51:20
Fuck, man, l'm no strategist.
:51:22
You're the guy
who makes the blueprints.
:51:23
l don't have the fuckin'
smarts of a little...
:51:29
kid.
:51:30
Do not shoot!
:51:32
Don't shoot!
:51:35
We're just, uh,
trying to take our son...
:51:37
out of this hostile environment.
:51:39
Their son?
:51:40
Maybe they're one
of those gay couples.
:51:42
[Feedback]
:51:43
Yeah, we're gay...
:51:44
and this is
our adopted love child.
:51:46
We're not from around here.
:51:48
Don't make us go back
to our liberal city home...
:51:50
with tales
of prejudice and bigotry...
:51:52
from in the heart of Utah.
:51:54
Oh, God, this is
the last thing l need--
:51:56
a bunch of uppity homosexuals
shooting their mouths off...
:51:59
to the liberal media...