:51:01
We are going to open fire.
:51:03
[Patrons scream and chatter]
:51:05
What the fuck
are you waiting for?
:51:06
Get out there
and give him the monkey.
:51:10
Look, man, fuckin' maybe
it ain't so bad up at that lab.
:51:13
Maybe they experiment
on 'em by making 'em...
:51:14
fuck a bunch of different
good-lookin' monkeys.
:51:16
-We don't know.
-[Squeals]
:51:18
You stay out of this,
you weepy little chimp.
:51:20
Fuck, man, l'm no strategist.
:51:22
You're the guy
who makes the blueprints.
:51:23
l don't have the fuckin'
smarts of a little...
:51:29
kid.
:51:30
Do not shoot!
:51:32
Don't shoot!
:51:35
We're just, uh,
trying to take our son...
:51:37
out of this hostile environment.
:51:39
Their son?
:51:40
Maybe they're one
of those gay couples.
:51:42
[Feedback]
:51:43
Yeah, we're gay...
:51:44
and this is
our adopted love child.
:51:46
We're not from around here.
:51:48
Don't make us go back
to our liberal city home...
:51:50
with tales
of prejudice and bigotry...
:51:52
from in the heart of Utah.
:51:54
Oh, God, this is
the last thing l need--
:51:56
a bunch of uppity homosexuals
shooting their mouths off...
:51:59
to the liberal media...
:52:00
that the Federal Wildlife
Marshal office persecutes gays.
:52:03
Are you fuckin' crazy?
Now, they may be gay...
:52:06
but that's not their son.
That's the ape.
:52:08
l think l would recognize
an ape if l saw one, OK?
:52:11
And the only thing
l do recognize right now...
:52:13
is the political fiasco here
that l'm about to avoid...
:52:16
by letting this butt-fucking
Brady Bunch go.
:52:18
Ahh.
:52:23
You are free to leave, sirs.
:52:27
Yes, you sirs.
:52:28
-So we can just go?
-Yes, sir.
:52:30
Please accept my apologies...
:52:32
for detaining you
and your unorthodox...
:52:34
but constitutionally
protected family unit.
:52:37
Un-fuckin'-believable.
:52:40
l might add that's
one fine-looking boy...
:52:42
you're raising there.
:52:43
Hell, yeah. That's
'cause he's from my sperm.
:52:46
See, l knocked up this
hot woman friend of ours...
:52:48
who l fuck on the side...
:52:49
so l'm not to be
all the way gay...
:52:54
He loves the cock.
:52:56
Well, he certainly
looks insatiable.
:52:59
-Bye-bye.
-Bye-bye.