1:17:01
l thought Banky and Holden
created this shit.
1:17:03
And l'm stealin' it.
1:17:04
l'm takin' it back
for the black man...
1:17:06
to make up for all the shit...
1:17:07
that you motherfuckers
are takin' from us.
1:17:09
Do you know that l came up with
the idea for "Sesame Street"?
1:17:12
l came up with it before PBS.
1:17:14
The white man stole it.
That's right.
1:17:16
l was gonna
call it "N.W.P."...
1:17:18
"Niggas With Puppets."
Catchy, ain't it?
1:17:21
All right, enough
of this small talk.
1:17:23
-Let's shoot.
-Wait a sec.
1:17:24
Aren't you gonna direct us?
1:17:26
Man, l will direct you
to the unemployment line...
1:17:28
if you don't stop
backtalking me, OK, cracker?
1:17:30
We don't know what we're doing.
We didn't read the script.
1:17:32
Hey, it ain't that hard, man.
1:17:33
l film the motherfucker, right?
Then l yell "Cut."
1:17:36
Then l run the fuck
out ofhere...
1:17:38
go to my trailer, 'cause l got
more white girls in there...
1:17:41
than the first lifeboat
on the Titanic...
1:17:43
and they all want
a part in my movie...
1:17:45
and l got
just the part for 'em.
1:17:47
So you ready to do this?
1:17:48
All right!
Let's roll with the new.
1:17:51
MAN: All right,
quiet on the set, everyone.
1:17:52
Quiet on the set!
Picture's up!
1:17:54
l got you new coffee, sir--
booger-free.
1:17:56
Get that shit
the fuck out of here.
1:17:58
You guys look pretty badass.
1:18:00
[Bell rings]
1:18:01
"Bluntman and Chronic
Strike Back"...
1:18:03
scene 37, take one.
1:18:10
What are we waiting for? Action!
1:18:15
Um...snootchie bootchies?
1:18:25
What the fuck?
1:18:33
MARK HAMlLL: Heh heh heh heh.
1:18:35
You thought l'd never find...
1:18:37
your precious Blunt-cave,
did you, Hempknight?
1:18:41
But now you and your sidekick
are finally in the grasp...
1:18:49
of Cock-Knocker!
1:18:51
Ha ha!
1:18:52
Why do they call you
Cock-Knocker?
1:18:56
Actually, there's a funny story
behind that. Ha ha!
1:18:59
You're gonna love this.
True story.