1:28:00
-Uh-huh.
-[Sirens]
1:28:01
Holy shit, the cops.
We gotta get out of here.
1:28:04
No, no, no.
l'm tired of running.
1:28:06
Oh, Marshal.
Hey, you awake?
1:28:10
Wake up, Marshal.
1:28:12
-Oh.
-Are you OK?
1:28:14
Oh, my God, l'm paralyzed!
1:28:17
That monkey shot me in the ass
and paralyzed me!
1:28:20
Oh, sweet irony!
1:28:23
You're not paralyzed.
lt was just a tranquilizer.
1:28:25
Oh, Jesus! Ow!
1:28:29
Tranked by a little monkey!
1:28:31
My friends in the Bureau...
1:28:32
are never gonna let me
hear the end of this.
1:28:35
You have friends in the FBl?
1:28:36
Uh-huh. They all made it in,
but l failed the exam.
1:28:40
Why the hell else
do you think l became...
1:28:42
a Federal Wildlife Marshal?
1:28:43
l'll tell you why!
Because l'm a joke!
1:28:46
JUSTlCE: Maybe not.
1:28:48
l can make you a deal that
will get you into the FBl...
1:28:50
regardless of test scores.
1:28:52
What kind of deal?
1:28:54
You get the charges dropped
against Jay and Silent Bob...
1:28:57
and say
you never found the ape.
1:28:58
ln exchange, l will give you
the diamonds we stole...
1:29:01
and turn in Missy, Chrissy,
Sissy, and myself.
1:29:03
But l want a reduced sentence.
1:29:04
You'd be willing to do that?
1:29:10
For him,
l'd be willing to do anything.
1:29:20
l'm an international jewel thief
who's facing a jail sentence.
1:29:23
That's all right.
l'm a junkie with a monkey.
1:29:25
lf l go to prison,
will you wait for me?
1:29:27
l don't know.
1:29:29
Will you fuck me
when you get out?
1:29:38
Don't change the subject.
Will we fuck when you get out?
1:29:41
Snoogans.
1:29:46
[Pbbt]
1:29:50
Wow, there's a lot of love
in the room.
1:29:53
Regardless of what
you may have heard...
1:29:55
l do not kiss guys.
1:29:57
OK. Play it cool, hotshot.