1:25:02
Yo, l hope one rips off
the other one's shirt...
1:25:04
and we see
some fuckin' titties...
1:25:06
floppin' around and shit
in the air. Yeah!
1:25:08
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek,
l just wanted to say hi. l'm--
1:25:12
Banky fuckin' Edwards!
1:25:14
Just the motherfucker
we came to see!
1:25:16
Holy shit! What the fuck
are you guys doing here?
1:25:24
Why the hell
are you shooting at me?
1:25:26
Two reasons.
1:25:28
One--we're walkin',
talkin' bad-girl cliches!
1:25:31
-And two--because you're a man!
-Aah!
1:25:34
Only on the outside.
1:25:36
Stop the movie?
Are you crazy?
1:25:39
All these assholes on the
lnternet are calling us names...
1:25:41
because of
this fucking stupid movie.
1:25:43
That's what the lnternet's for--
slandering others anonymously.
1:25:46
Stopping the flick
isn't gonna stop that!
1:25:53
This isn't fair!
1:25:54
We came to Hollywood,
l fell in love.
1:25:57
Fuckin' we stole a monkey,
we got shot at...
1:25:59
and l got punched in
the motherfuckin' nuts...
1:26:02
by a guy named Cock-Knocker!
1:26:04
You know what? l feel
for you boys, l really do.
1:26:06
But Miramax--
you know, Miramax Films--
1:26:09
paid me a shitload of money
for "Bluntman and Chronic"...
1:26:11
so it occurs to me
that people bad-mouthing you...
1:26:14
on some website
is none of my fucking concern!
1:26:17
Oh, but l think it is.
1:26:21
-Ow!
-Ow!
1:26:23
We had a deal with you
on the comics, remember...
1:26:25
for likeness rights...
1:26:26
and as we're not only
the artistic basis...
1:26:28
but also, obviously,
the character basis...
1:26:30
for your intellectual property,
"Bluntman and Chronic"...
1:26:33
when said property was optioned
by Miramax Films...
1:26:36
you were legally obliged
to secure our permission...
1:26:39
to transfer the concept
to another medium.
1:26:41
As you failed to do that,
Banky...
1:26:44
you are in breach
of the original contract.
1:26:46
Ergo, you find yourself
in a very actionable position.
1:26:50
Yeah.
1:26:52
[Screaming]
1:26:55
You guys are gonna ruin
my movie career.
1:26:57
Well, we want something
for our mental anguish.