1:24:01
Bring that ass over. Come on!
1:24:04
-Ow!
-[Gunshots and screaming]
1:24:08
WlLLENHOLLY:
Shit! Shit! Shit!
1:24:13
Oh, fuck me!
1:24:15
Ha ha!
1:24:21
Crazy crackers with guns?
1:24:23
Time for me to get
my black ass out of here.
1:24:31
You really let me down, Justice.
Throwing it all away...
1:24:34
for a little stoner
with bad pronunciation.
1:24:35
What's it gonna be, Sissy?
1:24:37
Which fighting style do you
want me to kick your ass in?
1:24:39
Are you kidding me?
1:24:41
l taught you
all your moves myself.
1:24:42
There's no style you can bust
that l can't defend against.
1:24:45
You're no match
for my Shao Lin Monk.
1:24:47
Yeah, but l'll bury you
with my Crouching Tiger.
1:24:49
-A little Venus Flytrap?
-l'll counter with Dragon Queen.
1:24:52
How about a little "Bitch,
My Man Ain't Your Baby's Daddy?"
1:24:55
Bring it on.
1:24:56
Aah!
1:24:58
[Screaming]
1:24:59
Fucking stupid bitch!
1:25:02
Yo, l hope one rips off
the other one's shirt...
1:25:04
and we see
some fuckin' titties...
1:25:06
floppin' around and shit
in the air. Yeah!
1:25:08
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek,
l just wanted to say hi. l'm--
1:25:12
Banky fuckin' Edwards!
1:25:14
Just the motherfucker
we came to see!
1:25:16
Holy shit! What the fuck
are you guys doing here?
1:25:24
Why the hell
are you shooting at me?
1:25:26
Two reasons.
1:25:28
One--we're walkin',
talkin' bad-girl cliches!
1:25:31
-And two--because you're a man!
-Aah!
1:25:34
Only on the outside.
1:25:36
Stop the movie?
Are you crazy?
1:25:39
All these assholes on the
lnternet are calling us names...
1:25:41
because of
this fucking stupid movie.
1:25:43
That's what the lnternet's for--
slandering others anonymously.
1:25:46
Stopping the flick
isn't gonna stop that!
1:25:53
This isn't fair!
1:25:54
We came to Hollywood,
l fell in love.
1:25:57
Fuckin' we stole a monkey,
we got shot at...
1:25:59
and l got punched in
the motherfuckin' nuts...