Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:23:01
You know
what l'm talking about?

1:23:03
Are you guys all right?
1:23:04
l thought you blew up,
Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck.

1:23:06
You remembered!
1:23:09
Oh, it was a frame-up, Jay.
1:23:12
Missy, Sissy, Chrissy, and l
are international jewel thieves.

1:23:15
We were setting you up
to be a patsy...

1:23:17
but l couldn't go through
with it because l--

1:23:21
because l love you.
1:23:23
Yeah? That means
you're gonna fuck me, right?

1:23:25
Of course.
1:23:26
SlSSY: lfshe does, it'll
be considered necrophilia...

1:23:29
because she's gonna be
one dead bitch.

1:23:32
Hi, Jussy.
We catch you at a bad time?

1:23:35
You should have just let
these guys go down, Jussy.

1:23:37
l wanted to go down,
but this angel...

1:23:39
popped on my shoulder
and was, like, "Listen."

1:23:40
And l was, like, "What's up?"
1:23:41
Shut the fuck up
before l shoot you...

1:23:42
where you stand in
your pansy red booties.

1:23:44
Holy shit, l am wearing
pansy red booties.

1:23:47
Why the fuck
didn't you tell me?

1:23:49
Let's have those diamonds,
Justice.

1:23:51
l can't do that, Sissy.
1:23:52
Then lover boy gets one
in the fucking brain.

1:23:56
CHAKA: Yo, lovely ladies!
1:23:58
Would any of y'all
like a private audition...

1:23:59
to be in my movie?
1:24:01
Bring that ass over. Come on!
1:24:04
-Ow!
-[Gunshots and screaming]

1:24:08
WlLLENHOLLY:
Shit! Shit! Shit!

1:24:13
Oh, fuck me!
1:24:15
Ha ha!
1:24:21
Crazy crackers with guns?
1:24:23
Time for me to get
my black ass out of here.

1:24:31
You really let me down, Justice.
Throwing it all away...

1:24:34
for a little stoner
with bad pronunciation.

1:24:35
What's it gonna be, Sissy?
1:24:37
Which fighting style do you
want me to kick your ass in?

1:24:39
Are you kidding me?
1:24:41
l taught you
all your moves myself.

1:24:42
There's no style you can bust
that l can't defend against.

1:24:45
You're no match
for my Shao Lin Monk.

1:24:47
Yeah, but l'll bury you
with my Crouching Tiger.

1:24:49
-A little Venus Flytrap?
-l'll counter with Dragon Queen.

1:24:52
How about a little "Bitch,
My Man Ain't Your Baby's Daddy?"

1:24:55
Bring it on.
1:24:56
Aah!
1:24:58
[Screaming]
1:24:59
Fucking stupid bitch!

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