Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:03:02
Don't.
1:03:04
Echo Base, l've got a 1 0-07...
1:03:06
two unauthorized on the lot,
requesting backup.

1:03:09
RADlO:
l thought that was a 10-82.

1:03:11
No, sir, a 1 0-82 is
disappearing a dead hooker...

1:03:13
from Ben Affleck's trailer.
1:03:14
RADlO: Ooh, that Affleck.
Backup on the way.

1:03:17
Hey, l'll make you a deal.
1:03:18
This guy will suck
your dick off if you let us go.

1:03:21
Heh.
Contrary to what you believe...

1:03:23
not everyone in the industry
is a homosexual.

1:03:26
How about this deal?
1:03:27
He'll suck my dick
while you watch and jerk off.

1:03:32
All right.
1:03:35
Make it fast...and sexy.
1:03:38
lt's either this or jail...
1:03:40
and you know
what they do to you in jail.

1:03:42
l was a guard.
1:03:46
All right.
1:03:47
And after it's all over,
you say...

1:03:49
"Oh, what a lovely tea party."
1:04:02
What the fuck you waitin' for,
bitch?

1:04:04
Start suckin'.
Bong-ing!

1:04:10
[Bell rings]
1:04:17
Worth a shot.
1:04:19
Like a shot in your
fuckin' mouth, you gay bitch.

1:04:22
Ew, dude, you were really
gonna suck my dick.

1:04:30
MAN: All right, now,
remember what l said.

1:04:32
Do not look at Ben or Matt
directly in the eyes...

1:04:36
or you will be fired.
1:04:37
Does everybody understand that?
1:04:39
Thank you.
1:04:43
You frosted your hair, though.
1:04:47
Yeah, l frosted my hair,
but it looks good.

1:04:50
This has got to be
the Bluntman flick.

1:04:52
There's those two fucks
from the Mork movie.

1:04:55
Lips, teeth, tongue,
or lion face?

1:04:57
-Lion face.
-BOTH: Ha!

1:04:59
-Lemon face.
-BOTH: Ooh.


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