1:12:01
Stunt doubles for what?
1:12:03
For the movie that we're
shooting in about 1 5 minutes?
1:12:05
"Bluntman and Chronic
Strike Back"?
1:12:06
Yeah, you're doubling me,
obviously.
1:12:10
l'm playing Bluntman,
a.k.a. Silent Bill.
1:12:12
-Bob.
-Right.
1:12:14
And, uh, and--
and he's playing Chronic...
1:12:16
-a.k.a. Ray.
-Jay. Fuck!
1:12:19
Biggs,
you even read the script?
1:12:21
There's a script?
1:12:22
JAMES: Listen to me--you would
last a day on the "Creek. "
1:12:27
JASON: A day?
1:12:28
Wait a second.
We'll be right back.
1:12:29
JASON: Fuck you
and your "Dawson's" crap.
1:12:31
Go to hell, Pacey.
Go to hell.
1:12:33
JAMES: At least call me
the right character.
1:12:34
These are the fucks
that are playing us here.
1:12:36
You take 'em out--
biggety bam--no movie.
1:12:41
Useless little ape.
1:12:43
W-what's with the weird
gay huddle going on over there?
1:12:46
JAY: Let me put
my arm over yours.
1:12:47
Gay? What's gay about it?
1:12:49
lt's two guys talking
in a corner, dude.
1:12:50
-Yeah, but--
-Why are you such a homophobe?
1:12:52
A homophobe?
1:12:54
You're always like,
"Oh, that's gay, man."
1:12:55
"Oh, look at that gay huddle."
"Look at that gay dog."
1:12:57
Dude, that is so gay. l--
1:12:58
Yeah, see? [Mutters]
1:13:01
-l love gay people, OK?
-l'm sure you do.
1:13:03
[Pbbt]
1:13:05
Oh, look at the monkey!
1:13:06
You're gonna tell me
the monkey's gay.
1:13:07
How do you know he doesn't
smoke monkey pole, huh?
1:13:10
Look, he's so cute.
1:13:12
So cute!
1:13:13
-Whoa!
-[Screeching]
1:13:14
All right, you go in there,
start swinging.
1:13:16
Don't stop until these
little young Hollywood fucks...
1:13:18
are out of commission.
Ready? Break.
1:13:20
[Thud]
1:13:23
[Monkey grunting]
1:13:28
That's one funky monkey.
1:13:30
[Banging on door]
1:13:32
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek,
this is Security.
1:13:35
There are two intruders
on the lot.
1:13:37
They crashed through a window
we believe might be yours.
1:13:39
Uh, yeah, they're in here.
1:13:43
Do they have you held hostage?
1:13:44
Do you want us
to call your publicists?
1:13:46
No, uh, we kicked
those guys' asses bad.
1:13:50
Real bad!
1:13:52
Well, great job, sirs.
lf you'll let us in...
1:13:55
we'll take over from here.
1:13:56
Um, no, me and Jason Biggs
are naked in here--butt naked.