Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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but lately, l'm having
a little trouble...

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figuring out
what you're doing here.

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Shit, your name doesn't
even fit the rhyme scheme.

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Since you let our patsy slip
away, you've gotta convince...

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the little kid and the fat guy
to take his place.

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They've gotta break
into Provasik now.

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Uh-uh.
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Uh-huh. You'll do it or you're
out of the gang, Justice.

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Just use the little one's
crush on you to convince him...

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since he's so fucking
in love with you.

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Jay? No, he's not.
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What am l, blind?
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He wasn't kissing your hand
in the back of the van...

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like he was
fucking Lord Byron?

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Well, maybe he just has manners.
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Yo, baby, you ever have
your asshole licked...

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by a fat man in an overcoat?
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Yeah.
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We got about two hours
before we get to Boulder.

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That'll give you
plenty of time to work on him.

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-l'm not gonna do it.
-Why the fuck not?

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Because he's just so innocent!
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Look at him.
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[Squeaking]
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Who's it gonna be, Jussy,
him or us?

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Steal a monkey?
Shit, no problem.

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lt's not stealing a monkey.
l mean, it's liberating it--

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Wait a second.
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Did you say "no problem"?
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Yeah. Fuck,
we steal monkeys all the time.

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Right, Lunch Box?
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Well, it's not like
it's a bad thing.

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l mean, it's for a good cause.
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Oh, it's for the best cause,
ma cherie--the cause of love.

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Snoogans.
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-What the heck is that?
-What's what?

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Snoogans, l believe it was.
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What the fuck
do you think it means?

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-lt means l'm kidding.
-Oh. Well, that's too bad.

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[Music plays quietly]
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l can't believe
l'm gonna get some pussy

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For stealing the monkey
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Stealing the little monk--
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lf l had known
that shit earlier...

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man, l'd have been
stealin' monkeys...

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since l was, like,
seven and shit.

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Don't, motherfucker.
Don't you ruin this for me.

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Me and Justice are gonna
get married one day...

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so don't be giving me
no look like, "Oh...

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"we ain't gonna steal
the monkey and shit."

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l'm Morris Day,
you're Jerome, bitch.

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Don't forget that.

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