:10:00
of people who are joining
Spartacus's here boycott.
:10:03
l'm gonna kill all these fucks.
:10:06
Let it go, man. They're
not talking about you guys.
:10:08
They're talking about
Bluntman and Chronic.
:10:10
They said Jay and Silent Bob.
They used our real names.
:10:15
lt doesn't matter if there's
a comic book version of us...
:10:17
and a real version...
:10:18
because no one knows
we're real in real life.
:10:20
Really?
:10:21
All these people
reading that shit...
:10:22
think the real
Jay and Silent Bob...
:10:24
are a couple jerkoffs...
:10:25
because of what all
these dickheads are writing...
:10:26
about the comic book
Jay and Silent Bob.
:10:28
Maybe one night
me and Lunch Box are out...
:10:31
we're mackin' some chick
and shit, and she's, like...
:10:33
"Ooh, l wanna suck
youse guys' dicks off"...
:10:36
and she's, like,
"What's your names?"
:10:38
And l'm, like,
"Jay and Silent Bob."
:10:39
Reco'nize.
:10:41
And she's like, "Oh,
l've read on the lnternet...
:10:42
"that fuckin' youse guys...
:10:44
"are a couple of little
fuckin' jerkoffs."
:10:46
And then she goes and sucks two
other guys' dicks off instead.
:10:49
Well, fuck that.
We gotta put a stop...
:10:52
to these fuckin' hateful
sons of bitches...
:10:53
before they ruin our good names.
:10:55
First of all, l don't know
how good your names are.
:10:57
Second of all, there's
not much you can do...
:10:59
about stopping this bile.
:11:00
The lnternet has given
everyone in America a voice...
:11:02
and evidently, everyone
in America has chosen...
:11:04
to use that voice
to bitch about movies.
:11:05
As long as there's a "Bluntman
and Chronic" movie...
:11:07
the net nerds are gonna
have something negative...
:11:09
to say about it.
:11:10
Well, wait a second.
:11:11
lf there wasn't a "Bluntman
and Chronic" movie...
:11:14
then those fuckers
wouldn't be saying shit...
:11:16
about Jay and Silent Bob,
right?
:11:17
They're not saying
anything about you now, OK?
:11:20
They're talking about
fictional characters.
:11:22
Fictional characters.
:11:25
Am l--am l getting
through to you at all?
:11:27
So all we gotta do is go stop...
:11:29
the fuckin' movie
from gettin' made.
:11:31
Yeah, and forego the hundreds
of thousands of dollars...
:11:34
that you two would be
entitled to in the process.
:11:36
What are you, fucking retarded?
:11:38
l don't think
l'm alone in the world...
:11:39
in imagining this flick
may be the worst idea...
:11:42
since Greedo shooting first.
:11:44
You know, it--
a Jay and Silent Bob movie?
:11:47
Who would pay to see that?
:11:54
But, since it
appears inevitable...
:11:56
l recommend that you guys
go hunt Banky down...
:11:58
and get yo' mother-fuckin'
movie check...