:18:00
FRED: What do we do
with them now?
:18:01
Let's cut out their kidneys and
sell it to the black market...
:18:04
and leave 'em in a seedy
motel bathtub full of ice.
:18:08
Aaah!
:18:10
No, no, no!
:18:16
You see something?
See anything?
:18:19
Fuck, man, l had
a horrible dream.
:18:23
Yo, man, l'm hungry.
Where can we get some breakfast?
:18:31
CHORUS: Who's a friend to
the king of all the monkeys
:18:34
[Cow moos]
:18:37
Yeah.
:18:39
["Mooby the Golden Calf"
plays indistinctly]
:18:45
Ooh, check that shit out,
man, the lnternet.
:18:48
Let's see if those fucks
wrote something new...
:18:50
about us and that
stupid-ass flick.
:18:52
[Gunshot on computer]
:18:54
[Mouse button clicks]
:18:55
"Any movie based
on Jay and Silent Bob...
:18:57
"are gonna lick balls...
:18:58
"because they both,
in fact, lick balls."
:19:01
Motherfucker.
:19:02
lt's time
we wrote something back.
:19:04
Type this shit down.
:19:06
All you motherfuckers
are gonna pay.
:19:09
You all are the ones
who are the ball-lickers.
:19:13
We're gonna fuck
your mothers while you watch...
:19:15
and cry like
little whiny bitches.
:19:17
Once we get to Hollywood
and find those Miramax fucks...
:19:20
who is makin' the movie...
:19:21
we're gonna make them
eat our shit...
:19:23
then shit out our shit...
:19:25
and then eat their shit
that's made up of our shit...
:19:27
that we made 'em eat.
:19:28
And then all you motherfucks
are next.
:19:30
Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
:19:33
[Gunshot on computer]
:19:34
JA Y: That'll show those fucks.
:19:35
Now we can eat
our Egg-a-Mooby Muffin...
:19:37
then get back on the road...
:19:38
go to Hollywood,
and stop those fucks...
:19:40
from makin' that movie.
:19:41
No more hairy-bush nuns,
no more dogs.
:19:44
We keep our eye on the prize
and let nothing...
:19:47
and l mean nothing,
distract us.
:19:53
[Cow moos]
:19:59
Holy shit.