:19:01
He Knows.
:19:02
l`m the chucKlehead?
You`re the fucKing dumb-ass...
:19:05
who gave your comic away,
and now you don`t get...
:19:07
no fucKing movie checK,
neither.
:19:09
When you`re right,
you`re right.
:19:10
l wish l held onto
a little piece of that thing...
:19:12
because if the buzz
is any indicator...
:19:13
that movie`s going
to maKe some huge banK.
:19:15
What buzz?
:19:17
The lnternet buzz.
:19:18
What the fucK is the lnternet?
:19:20
The lnternet
is a communications tool...
:19:22
used the world over, where
people can come together...
:19:24
to bitch about movies and share
pornography with one another.
:19:26
Here`s what we`re looking for--
Moviepoopshoot.com. [Farts]
:19:29
Poop shoot. Yeah.
:19:31
This is a site populated
by militant movie buffs--
:19:34
sad, pathetic little bastards...
:19:36
living in their
parents` basement...
:19:37
downloading scripts...
:19:38
and what they think
is inside information...
:19:41
about movies and actors
they claim to despise...
:19:43
yet can`t stop discussing.
:19:44
OK, this is about ``Bluntman
and Chronic`` right here.
:19:47
``lnside sources tell me...
:19:49
``Miramax is starting
production this Friday...
:19:50
``on their adaptation
of underground comic fave...
:19:51
```Bluntman and Chronic.```
:19:53
Friday? Shit, does it say
who`s fucKing playing us...
:19:55
in the movie?
:19:56
No, but it`s Miramax...
:19:57
so l`m sure it`ll be
Ben AfflecK and Matt Damon.
:19:59
You Know, they put them
in a bunch of movies.
:20:01
Who?
:20:02
You Know, those Kids
from ``Good Will Hunting.``
:20:03
You mean that fucKing movie
with MorK from OrK in it?
:20:06
Yeah, l wasn`t
a big fan, either...
:20:07
but AfflecK was the bomb
in ``Phantoms.``
:20:10
Word, bitch. ``Phantoms```
liKe a motherfucKer.
:20:12
What`s up now?
:20:14
{CracKs necK}
Ahem. All right.
:20:15
So, here we go. Now, this
is the shoot-bacK section.
:20:18
This is where the people
who read the news...
:20:19
get to chime in
with their TWo cents.
:20:21
For example,
we got a guy here...
:20:22
with the chicK magnet
net handle ``Wompa One``...
:20:25
opining on what he thinks
about ``Bluntman and Chronic. ``
:20:27
He says, ``Bluntman and Chronic
and their stupid alter egos...
:20:30
``Jay and Silent Bob only work
in small doses, if at all.
:20:32
``They don`t deserve
their own movie. ``
:20:34
-He`s got a point.
-FucK him.
:20:36
What`s the next one say?
:20:37
This is entitled ``FucK Them
Up Their Stupid Asses.``
:20:39
```Bluntman and Chronic` is
the worst comic l ever read.
:20:42
``Jay and Silent Bob
are stupid characters--
:20:44
``a couple of stoners who spout
dumb-ass catch phrases...
:20:46
``liKe a third-rate
Cheech and Chong...
:20:48
``or Bill and Ted.
:20:49
``FucK Jay and Silent Bob.
:20:51
``FucK them
up their stupid asses.``
:20:54
Who the fucK said that shit?
:20:55
A guy who calls himself
``Magnolia Fan.``
:20:57
All right, here,
check this one out.
:20:58
``Jay and Silent Bob
are one-noteJokes...