:20:01
Who?
:20:02
You Know, those Kids
from ``Good Will Hunting.``
:20:03
You mean that fucKing movie
with MorK from OrK in it?
:20:06
Yeah, l wasn`t
a big fan, either...
:20:07
but AfflecK was the bomb
in ``Phantoms.``
:20:10
Word, bitch. ``Phantoms```
liKe a motherfucKer.
:20:12
What`s up now?
:20:14
{CracKs necK}
Ahem. All right.
:20:15
So, here we go. Now, this
is the shoot-bacK section.
:20:18
This is where the people
who read the news...
:20:19
get to chime in
with their TWo cents.
:20:21
For example,
we got a guy here...
:20:22
with the chicK magnet
net handle ``Wompa One``...
:20:25
opining on what he thinks
about ``Bluntman and Chronic. ``
:20:27
He says, ``Bluntman and Chronic
and their stupid alter egos...
:20:30
``Jay and Silent Bob only work
in small doses, if at all.
:20:32
``They don`t deserve
their own movie. ``
:20:34
-He`s got a point.
-FucK him.
:20:36
What`s the next one say?
:20:37
This is entitled ``FucK Them
Up Their Stupid Asses.``
:20:39
```Bluntman and Chronic` is
the worst comic l ever read.
:20:42
``Jay and Silent Bob
are stupid characters--
:20:44
``a couple of stoners who spout
dumb-ass catch phrases...
:20:46
``liKe a third-rate
Cheech and Chong...
:20:48
``or Bill and Ted.
:20:49
``FucK Jay and Silent Bob.
:20:51
``FucK them
up their stupid asses.``
:20:54
Who the fucK said that shit?
:20:55
A guy who calls himself
``Magnolia Fan.``
:20:57
All right, here,
check this one out.
:20:58
``Jay and Silent Bob
are one-noteJokes...
:21:00
``that only stoners laugh at.
:21:02
``They`re fucKing clown shoes.``
Mmm.
:21:05
``lf they were real, l`d beat
the shit out of them...
:21:07
``for being so stupid.
:21:08
``l, for one, will be
boycotting this movie.
:21:10
``Who`s with me?``
:21:11
Then there`s, liKe,
fifty more posts...
:21:13
of people who are joining
Spartacus`s here boycott.
:21:15
l`m gonna Kill all these fucKs.
:21:18
Let it go, man. They`re
not talKing about you guys.
:21:20
They`re talKing about
Bluntman and Chronic.
:21:22
They said Jay and Silent Bob.
They used our real names.
:21:27
lt doesn`t matter if there`s
a comic booK version of us...
:21:28
and a real version...
:21:30
because no one Knows
we`re real in real life.
:21:32
Really?
:21:33
All these people
reading that shit...
:21:34
thinK the real
Jay and Silent Bob...
:21:35
are a couple jerKoffs...
:21:36
because of what all
these dicKheads are writing...
:21:38
about the comic booK
Jay and Silent Bob.
:21:40
Maybe one night
me and Lunch Box are out...
:21:42
we`re macKin` some chicK
and shit, and she`s, liKe...
:21:44
``Ooh, l wanna sucK
youse guys` dicKs off``...
:21:47
and she`s, like,
``What`s your names?``
:21:49
And l`m, liKe,
``Jay and Silent Bob.``
:21:50
Reco`nize.
:21:51
And she`s liKe, ``Oh,
l`ve read on the lnternet...
:21:53
``that fucKin` youse guys...
:21:54
``are a couple of little
fucKin` jerKoffs.``
:21:56
And then she goes and sucKs two
other guys` dicKs off instead.