1:08:06
You see me driving
down the street
1:08:13
l look so fucking good
1:08:21
What? lt`s not liKe cheating.
Justice blew up.
1:08:25
JAY: All right, here`s the plan.
First we find out...
1:08:27
where they`re
shooting this movie...
1:08:29
and after we bust
that shit up...
1:08:30
we can start looKin`
for the monKey.
1:08:32
But before we do
any of that shit...
1:08:33
we gotta find a motherfucKer
in the Know--
1:08:36
someone liKe
the mayor of Hollywood.
1:08:37
CracK? Want some cracK?
1:08:39
Get you high?
1:08:40
No, man,
but you want some weed?
1:08:42
You on the job?
1:08:44
Yeah, boy!
1:08:46
Jersey Local 404.
1:08:48
DEALER: Ho, ho, man!
1:08:49
PumpKin Escobar,
Los Angeles Local 305.
1:08:53
Oh, shit! What up?
1:08:54
Aw, man, it`s a small world!
1:08:56
Hey, lemme ask you a question.
1:08:58
You dudes gettin` on medical
out there in Jersey yet?
1:09:00
Shit, no. We might have
to striKe in September.
1:09:03
Aw, man. ``Norma Rae``
liKe a motherfucKer, huh?
1:09:06
Yo, maybe you can help
us out. You Know where...
1:09:07
they`re shootin`
a movie around here?
1:09:08
PUMPKlN: You askin` me
a question like that...
1:09:10
in Hollyweird, man?
You got to come...
1:09:11
a little bit
more specific than that.
1:09:13
lt`s a Miramax flicK.
We gotta bust it up...
1:09:15
so people stop callin` us
names on the lnternet...
1:09:17
even though they`re not
really talkin` about us...
1:09:19
but characters based on us.
1:09:21
And at the same time,
find my ex-girlfriend...
1:09:23
who was Killed
in a car explosion`s monKey.
1:09:26
Man, l don`t Know
what the fucK you just said...
1:09:28
little Kid,
but you special, man.
1:09:31
You reached out, and you
touched a brother heart.
1:09:35
So l`m gonna
give you some direction.
1:09:37
Gimme the map, Scott.
1:09:39
Gimme the map, Scott!
1:09:40
You Know where Miramax is at?
1:09:42
Miramax? Ha ha ha!
1:09:49
ls Hollywood ready
for Jay and Silent Bob?
1:09:51
A source at the Federal
Wildlife Marshal`s office...
1:09:54
tells us that a posting
was pulled off...
1:09:56
an lnternet movie chat board
allegedly written...
1:09:58
by the two domestic terrorists
themselves.