1:09:00
Shit, no. We might have
to striKe in September.
1:09:03
Aw, man. ``Norma Rae``
liKe a motherfucKer, huh?
1:09:06
Yo, maybe you can help
us out. You Know where...
1:09:07
they`re shootin`
a movie around here?
1:09:08
PUMPKlN: You askin` me
a question like that...
1:09:10
in Hollyweird, man?
You got to come...
1:09:11
a little bit
more specific than that.
1:09:13
lt`s a Miramax flicK.
We gotta bust it up...
1:09:15
so people stop callin` us
names on the lnternet...
1:09:17
even though they`re not
really talkin` about us...
1:09:19
but characters based on us.
1:09:21
And at the same time,
find my ex-girlfriend...
1:09:23
who was Killed
in a car explosion`s monKey.
1:09:26
Man, l don`t Know
what the fucK you just said...
1:09:28
little Kid,
but you special, man.
1:09:31
You reached out, and you
touched a brother heart.
1:09:35
So l`m gonna
give you some direction.
1:09:37
Gimme the map, Scott.
1:09:39
Gimme the map, Scott!
1:09:40
You Know where Miramax is at?
1:09:42
Miramax? Ha ha ha!
1:09:49
ls Hollywood ready
for Jay and Silent Bob?
1:09:51
A source at the Federal
Wildlife Marshal`s office...
1:09:54
tells us that a posting
was pulled off...
1:09:56
an lnternet movie chat board
allegedly written...
1:09:58
by the two domestic terrorists
themselves.
1:10:01
lt`s sending
a shockwave through Hollywood.
1:10:03
Jules Asner is on the scene
at Miramax Studios. Jules?
1:10:06
Steve, the tenor of Tinseltown
is one of terror today...
1:10:09
after the Federal Wildlife
Marshal`s office has learned...
1:10:12
that hot new terrorists
Jay and Silent Bob...
1:10:14
have targeted Miramax Studios...
1:10:16
for their next campaign
of blood, violence...
1:10:18
and monKey theft.
1:10:19
ln a posting pulled off
of Moviepoopshoot.com...
1:10:23
the gruesome twosome
threatened, and l quote...
1:10:25
``Once we get to Hollywood
and find those Miramax``--
1:10:28
expletive deleted--
``who are maKing...
1:10:30
``the ``Bluntman and Chronic``
movie...
1:10:31
``we`re gonna maKe them eat
our``--expletive deleted--
1:10:34
``then``--expletive deleted--
``out our``--
1:10:36
expletive deleted--``then eat
their``--expletive deleted--
1:10:39
``which is made up of our``--
expletive deleted--
1:10:41
``that we made them eat.``
Unquote.
1:10:43
So far we`ve been unable
to get a statement...
1:10:45
from anybody here
at the studio.
1:10:47
But no sign
of Jay and Silent Bob?
1:10:49
None whatsoever...
1:10:53
what Jay and Silent Bob
even look like...
1:10:55
so for all we Know, they could
already be on the lot.
1:10:58
Shit!
1:10:59
STEVE:
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon...