1:22:04
That`s one funky monKey.
1:22:06
{Banging on door}
1:22:08
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der BeeK,
this is Security.
1:22:12
There are TWo intruders
on the lot.
1:22:13
They crashed through a window
we believe might be yours.
1:22:16
Uh, yeah, they`re in here.
1:22:19
Do they have you held hostage?
1:22:20
Do you want us
to call your publicists?
1:22:22
No, uh, we KicKed
those guys` asses bad.
1:22:25
Real bad!
1:22:28
Well, great job, sirs.
lf you`ll let us in...
1:22:30
we`ll taKe over from here.
1:22:31
Um, no, me and Jason Biggs
are naKed in here--butt naKed.
1:22:35
Together.
1:22:37
Oh. OK.
1:22:39
Well, we`ll wait out here
till you clean up.
1:22:52
JA Y: What are we gonna do?
How are we gonna...
1:22:54
get out ofhere without
them fuckin` seeing us?
1:22:59
You`ve got the wrong guys!
Doesn`t anybody watch the WB?
1:23:03
l`m a teen idol, damn it!
Don`t you recognize me?
1:23:06
LooK at me!
l`m the pie fucKer!
1:23:11
Yeah, well, in prison,
he`ll be the pie.
1:23:15
{All laugh}
1:23:16
This was a good idea,
Lunch Box.
1:23:18
ln these outfits,
we`re totally incognito.
1:23:21
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der BeeK!
1:23:23
Great. LooKs liKe you`ve
changed costumes already.
1:23:25
Let`s get you to the set.
1:23:26
The director doesn`t liKe
to be Kept waiting, OK?
1:23:28
Silent Bob!
1:23:31
LooK at all these cracKers.
1:23:32
$70 million,
l can`t even get a blacK grip.
1:23:35
lt`s a shame.
lt`s a damn shame.
1:23:37
Here`s your coffee, sir.
1:23:39
-You spit in this?
-l didn`t spit in it, sir.
1:23:41
Any boogers in it?
1:23:43
There`s no boogers in it, sir.
1:23:44
You went to film school,
didn`t you?
1:23:45
Must piss you off
to see a blacK man...
1:23:47
running a big old production...
1:23:48
liKe this, huh?
You went to film school.
1:23:51
Does your daddy Know that you
give a nigger his coffee?
1:23:54
lt would Kill him, wouldn`t it?
1:23:57
There`s no boogers in it, sir.
1:23:58
Then taste it. Taste it!