Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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1:23:03
l`m a teen idol, damn it!
Don`t you recognize me?

1:23:06
LooK at me!
l`m the pie fucKer!

1:23:11
Yeah, well, in prison,
he`ll be the pie.

1:23:15
{All laugh}
1:23:16
This was a good idea,
Lunch Box.

1:23:18
ln these outfits,
we`re totally incognito.

1:23:21
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der BeeK!
1:23:23
Great. LooKs liKe you`ve
changed costumes already.

1:23:25
Let`s get you to the set.
1:23:26
The director doesn`t liKe
to be Kept waiting, OK?

1:23:28
Silent Bob!
1:23:31
LooK at all these cracKers.
1:23:32
$70 million,
l can`t even get a blacK grip.

1:23:35
lt`s a shame.
lt`s a damn shame.

1:23:37
Here`s your coffee, sir.
1:23:39
-You spit in this?
-l didn`t spit in it, sir.

1:23:41
Any boogers in it?
1:23:43
There`s no boogers in it, sir.
1:23:44
You went to film school,
didn`t you?

1:23:45
Must piss you off
to see a blacK man...

1:23:47
running a big old production...
1:23:48
liKe this, huh?
You went to film school.

1:23:51
Does your daddy Know that you
give a nigger his coffee?

1:23:54
lt would Kill him, wouldn`t it?
1:23:57
There`s no boogers in it, sir.
1:23:58
Then taste it. Taste it!
1:24:00
Taste the booger flavor.
l Know it`s in there.

1:24:03
lt`s all good, sir.
1:24:05
No, it ain`t all good!
1:24:06
Now clean that shit up.
1:24:07
That`s right.
Get me a white boy.

1:24:08
Get me a blonde-hair white boy,
so l can enjoy that shit.

1:24:12
You the man, sir.
1:24:13
No, you the man,
and that`s the problem.

1:24:15
BANKY: Uh, Chaka?
1:24:17
Yeah. Hi, l`m Banky Edwards...
1:24:18
the creator
of ``Bluntman and Chronic.``

1:24:19
We met a few weeKs bacK.
l`m the executive producer.

1:24:22
Oh, you the executive producer!
1:24:24
Why don`t you
executive produce me a latte?

1:24:26
De-cracKer-nate it, oK, Fucky?
1:24:28
-lt`s Banky.
-No, it is Fucky.

1:24:31
l wanted you to Know that l
respect your worK as an artist.

1:24:32
l`m something of an artist
myself.

1:24:35
l--l was the inKer
on the comic booK.

1:24:36
Yeah, man, you a tracer, OK?
1:24:37
Nobody else got the heart
to tell you.

1:24:39
You trace.
You go around the lines.

1:24:41
You are a tracer, OK?
1:24:42
You thinK Fat Albert
had a tracer? No!

1:24:44
Bill Cosby did the whole
thing with a ruler...

1:24:46
and it was excellent!
1:24:48
{Sniffing}
1:24:49
CracK-cracK-cracKer?
CracK?

1:24:52
Uh, Biggs and Van Der BeeK
are on the set, ChaKa.

1:24:54
Well, l don`t see `em!
1:24:55
Where are the stars
of this piece of shit?


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