:01:07
Dang.
:01:10
That's what I'm talking about. L.A.!
:01:24
Radio station ID.
:01:26
Coming to work. Joe Dirté.
:01:29
Don't try and church it up, son.
Don't you mean Joe Dirt?
:01:33
Naming you that, your daddy
must have really hated you.
:01:36
You're wrong, brother.
:01:38
I got a good name
for this car: Rusty.
:01:41
- Shit'll buff out.
- Don't bother.
:01:43
Drive this piece of crap off a cliff.
Do us all a favor.
:01:47
This look like a piece of crap
to you?!
:01:50
You like them spinning tires?
:01:54
- You suck!
- You do!
:02:05
Did he hurt you, baby?
:02:11
People like that security guard
don't really mean what they say.
:02:14
They just got their own issues.
:02:17
All's I got to do is keep
being a good person.
:02:19
No matter what,
good things'll come my way.
:02:22
Everything will happen for me, as long
as I never have "no" in my heart.
:02:27
Can't a guy even take a dump
in peace? Psycho.
:02:31
- Fucking cocksucker.
- Right on.
:02:33
Things are going to happen for me.
:02:36
I'm Joe Dirt!
:02:42
I'm going to the restroom
to take a big Joe.
:02:45
Don't forget to wipe your dirt.
:02:49
You boys got something to say?
:02:51
Why don't you talk in the microphone?
I got a backup mike right here.
:02:55
Check, one, two. Testing, testing.
:02:57
They both work and they don't
like no feedback. What's up?