:06:01
You can come out now.
:06:05
So there I was.
:06:07
A lot of kids would have been scared
but I was tough about it.
:06:10
I walked till the cops picked me up...
:06:12
...and put me into a foster home.
:06:15
One guy I fostered out to
for about a month.
:06:18
He'd take me hunting with him
and his dog.
:06:20
I thought hunting would be,
you know, more fun than it was.
:06:25
See, boy, he goes off and fetches
the duck. You see how that works?
:06:28
Fun, huh?
:06:33
After that, I spent time
with people who worked on a farm.
:06:37
I learned cows don't find
bottle rockets as funny as I do.
:06:56
Then there was this old lady
who had me for a couple weeks.
:06:59
I don't want to be unkind,
but she was a little off-balanced.
:07:02
Scrub clean before supper.
:07:04
And that means wash
under your fingernails...
:07:07
...and back of your ears
and dress in your Sunday best.
:07:11
I expect your schoolwork done every
night, laid out for my inspection.
:07:16
- Is that clear?
- Yes, ma'am.
:07:18
Can I push him off my leg?
:07:20
He'll stop humping
as soon as he's done.
:07:25
Well, the year was 1982.
:07:27
I was 11 years old now, and I'd gotten
in a little trouble here and there...
:07:31
...so I was in a juvie home
for boys...
:07:34
...and I was getting ready
to split that scene, and pronto.
:07:42
Bob Seger?
:07:43
Be honest, it was Leif Garrett.
It was probably more like this:
:07:52
No, sir, man. I don't like that crap.
I'm a rocker, through and through.
:07:56
Here's my favorite bands: ACIDC,
Van Halen, not Van Hagar...