Joe Dirt
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:54:02
Honey-blonde hair. Her body.
:54:06
Her legs went on for days.
:54:09
If she was here right now, maybe we'd
have a house with a little fence...

:54:14
...up in Silvertown,
that place you talk about.

:54:17
That's a nice place.
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You really loved her.
:54:22
I miss her.
:54:25
Clem, a kid puked in the cafeteria
again. We need a cleanup right away.

:54:31
I'm on it.
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That's you.
:54:42
- I'm Joe. Where's the throw up?
- Over there.

:54:45
I'll clean it up lickety-split.
:54:47
Speaking of lickety-split, let's
meet up later, see what's going on.

:54:50
I'm kidding.
But seriously, let's hook up.

:54:53
I'm new in town, kind of lonely,
looking for my parents.

:54:58
The puke pile's right over there.
It's a pretty big pile of puke.

:55:02
So clean the puke. Okay.
:55:06
Well, well. Lookie here.
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Corn off the cob.
:55:14
This kid should get his money back.
:55:17
- The janitor's going to eat the puke.
- They're hilarious, huh?

:55:20
I won't. I'm a vegetarian
and looks like there's some meat.

:55:26
I like kids. They seem to like-
:55:28
They seem to like me.
:55:35
I'll try the old reverse psychology.
:55:39
I like getting hit with hot dogs.
It don't bother me.

:55:45
Guess I'm lucky it wasn't
hot chili day today.

:55:51
Okay, class.
Let's hear these results.

:55:53
If my calculations are correct,
this will create ice.

:55:59
Killer mustard gas!

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