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:55:02
So clean the puke. Okay.
:55:06
Well, well. Lookie here.
:55:10
Corn off the cob.
:55:14
This kid should get his money back.
:55:17
- The janitor's going to eat the puke.
- They're hilarious, huh?

:55:20
I won't. I'm a vegetarian
and looks like there's some meat.

:55:26
I like kids. They seem to like-
:55:28
They seem to like me.
:55:35
I'll try the old reverse psychology.
:55:39
I like getting hit with hot dogs.
It don't bother me.

:55:45
Guess I'm lucky it wasn't
hot chili day today.

:55:51
Okay, class.
Let's hear these results.

:55:53
If my calculations are correct,
this will create ice.

:55:59
Killer mustard gas!
:56:10
What'd you say?
:56:14
You're talking to me all wrong.
It's the wrong tone.

:56:18
Do it again, I'll stab you in the face
with a soldering iron.

:56:22
Is that right?
Let me ask you something.

:56:27
Does your mother sew?
:56:32
Get her to sew that!
:56:41
You'd think the stupid punks
could think of something funnier than:

:56:44
"Don't eat it! Here's a hot dog. "
:56:55
What's going on, man?
Did you kick their asses?

:56:58
- He saved us from the mustard gas.
- You saved our lives, Clem.


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