:31:00
I was just driving by to take--
you know-- To find out more--
:31:05
- Somethin' bad happen to ya?
- No, no, no, no, no.
:31:08
I thought it just is a great time
for me to take a self-defense class.
:31:12
- You got your ass kicked, huh?
- Who told you?
:31:15
- You didn't read about it in the paper?
- What?
:31:17
Front page.
Daily Wuss.
:31:20
Come on. Guys who get their asses
kicked, that's 90%of my business.
:31:23
Come on in.
Come on.
:31:31
- Is this you?
- Yeah.
:31:34
Maximum Punishment.
:31:36
- That looks good.
- No,
:31:38
maximum punishment
was watching the damn thing.
:31:47
- Tom Sawyer?
- Loose adaptation.
:31:49
Tom played a rival ninja.
I killed him.
:31:52
- What happened?
- I don't know.
:31:55
The producer had foreign distribution--
35% he'd charge:
:31:58
"Oh, I need the money for my wife!
I have a house in Las Brisas."
:32:00
No, no, I mean, you know.
What happened?
:32:03
Ah-ah-ah-ah.
:32:07
Come on, I wanna hear
a really sad story.
:32:10
Yours.
:32:12
I, um-- I got beat up...
:32:15
in front of my 12-year-old daughter
and a bunch of coworkers.
:32:20
Damn.
:32:22
- Yeah.
- I was really hoping to give a shit.
:32:26
Yeah.
:32:28
- What?
- You got your ass kicked.
:32:30
Now you wanna get all Bruce Lee
and stuff. You're losin' me.
:32:35
Hey, I didn't come over here
to have my angst reviewed...
:32:38
by some has-been movie star.
:32:39
Ooh! 'Angst reviewed, "
"movie star"in the same sentence.
:32:43
You must be very proud
of yourself...
:32:45
for a man who just got made
into a wimp in front of his daughter.
:32:48
Why don't you
just shut up?
:32:51
Why don't you
come over here and make me?
:32:54
:32:56
Huh?