1:00:05
Yes, that's all in the message.
Anything else?
1:00:08
Who do you keep calling?
1:00:12
I'm running a label here, Josephine.
1:00:15
I have other artists
who need me, other artists who need my time,
1:00:19
other artists who aren't
so difficult about putting in
a little bit ofextra work.
1:00:24
Your level of non-commitment
is making me doubt
your commitment commitment.
1:00:30
So, you wanna be
a rock superstar, eh--
1:00:33
Live large, big house,
five cars?
1:00:35
Well, you have to do the time.
1:00:38
Otherwise, somebody else will,
1:00:42
and you'll be left
to explain it all to Mel and Val.
1:00:47
I am committed.
1:00:52
I am.
1:00:54
Yes, I hope so,
my darling.
1:00:57
I hope so.
1:01:06
- Val, we're on TRL !
- Hey, check out the view!
1:01:13
It's fake.
1:01:18
Wow. This stuff looks
so different on TV.
1:01:24
All this stuff is fake.
Where is everybody?
Where's Carson?
1:01:28
Yo, kittycats!
How you ladies doin'?
I'm Carson Daly. Welcome.
1:01:32
You're not Carson Daly.
1:01:35
What are you talkin' about?
Of course I'm Carson Daly.
Check the nails.
1:01:39
You need to call me.
I got plans.
1:01:42
All right.
Is everybody ready to start the show?
1:01:46
- Oh, my God, it's Carson!
- Oh, my God, it's Melody!
1:01:50
Yo, man, you gotta
stop tryin' to be me
with the nails thing.
1:01:53
-What you sayin', man?
A brother can't be Carson Daly?
-No, that's not what I'm sayin'.
1:01:57
It's just that
I actually am Carson Daly,
so it doesn't work right now.