1:01:06
- Val, we're on TRL !
- Hey, check out the view!
1:01:13
It's fake.
1:01:18
Wow. This stuff looks
so different on TV.
1:01:24
All this stuff is fake.
Where is everybody?
Where's Carson?
1:01:28
Yo, kittycats!
How you ladies doin'?
I'm Carson Daly. Welcome.
1:01:32
You're not Carson Daly.
1:01:35
What are you talkin' about?
Of course I'm Carson Daly.
Check the nails.
1:01:39
You need to call me.
I got plans.
1:01:42
All right.
Is everybody ready to start the show?
1:01:46
- Oh, my God, it's Carson!
- Oh, my God, it's Melody!
1:01:50
Yo, man, you gotta
stop tryin' to be me
with the nails thing.
1:01:53
-What you sayin', man?
A brother can't be Carson Daly?
-No, that's not what I'm sayin'.
1:01:57
It's just that
I actually am Carson Daly,
so it doesn't work right now.
1:02:00
Who's gonna break my "gazoons,"
man? I'm Carson Daly.
1:02:02
That's pretty good, man.
Who else do you do?
1:02:05
I do Mike Tyson.
I would take a bite outta you.
1:02:07
Okay, what is going on?
Are you-- Is this TRL or not?
1:02:13
This is not
TotaI Request Live.
1:02:16
It's more like
TotaI Request Dead.
1:02:20
Yeah, you see, ladies, we've
only got one request today.
And that's to kill you.
1:02:24
Carson said he's
gonna to kill us.
1:02:28
Like that's a request.
1:02:30
- All right, man,
I got the blond.
- He's not kidding.
1:02:32
Go!