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a lap dance after the final.
:16:03
Yeah...luckily.
:16:16
My name is Elle Woods,
and for my admissions essay...
:16:19
I'm gonna tell all of you
at Harvard...
:16:21
why I'm gonna make
an amazing lawyer.
:16:25
As president of my sorority...
:16:27
I'm skilled at commanding
the attention of a room...
:16:29
and discussing
very important issues.
:16:31
It has come to my attention
that the maintenance staff...
:16:33
is switching our toilet paper
from Charmin...
:16:36
to generic.
:16:38
All those opposed to chafing
please say "aye."
:16:43
A--neither type of opera...
:16:45
or neither type of rap
is on sale.
:16:47
B--neither type of jazz...
:16:48
and neither type of opera
is on sale.
:16:50
C--neither type of opera
and neither type of soul--
:16:53
Party!
Delta Nu, we love you!
:17:02
I'm able to recall
hundreds of important details...
:17:05
at the drop of a hat.
:17:06
Hey, Elle,
do you know what happened...
:17:08
on Days of Our Lives yesterday?
:17:11
Why, yes, Margot, I do.
:17:12
Once again, we join Hope
in the search for her identity.
:17:15
As you know, she's been
brainwashed by the evil Stefano.
:17:20
Get set and go!
:17:33
One forty-three.
:17:38
I feel comfortable using
legal jargon in everyday life.
:17:44
I object!