:15:02
Reading about the LSATs.
:15:04
My cousin had that.
:15:06
Apparently, you get
a really bad rash on your...
:15:11
The LSATs are an exam.
:15:13
Girls, I'm going to Harvard!
:15:15
- You mean like on vay-kay?
- Let's all go!
:15:18
Road trip!
:15:21
No. I'm going
to Harvard Law School.
:15:25
Why?
:15:27
Elle, now, I know
you're upset about all this...
:15:31
but can't you just take
a Percoset?
:15:34
Once Warner sees me
as a serious law student...
:15:38
he'll totally want me back.
:15:39
It's a completely brilliant
plan!
:15:41
But isn't it hard
to get into law school?
:15:44
I had the highest GPA
in Delta Nu.
:15:49
Oh, well.
Here, you're gonna need this.
:15:53
Your scrunchy?
:15:54
My lucky scrunchy.
It helped me pass Spanish.
:15:59
You passed Spanish because
you gave Professor Montoya...
:16:01
a lap dance after the final.
:16:03
Yeah...luckily.
:16:16
My name is Elle Woods,
and for my admissions essay...
:16:19
I'm gonna tell all of you
at Harvard...
:16:21
why I'm gonna make
an amazing lawyer.
:16:25
As president of my sorority...
:16:27
I'm skilled at commanding
the attention of a room...
:16:29
and discussing
very important issues.
:16:31
It has come to my attention
that the maintenance staff...
:16:33
is switching our toilet paper
from Charmin...
:16:36
to generic.
:16:38
All those opposed to chafing
please say "aye."
:16:43
A--neither type of opera...
:16:45
or neither type of rap
is on sale.
:16:47
B--neither type of jazz...
:16:48
and neither type of opera
is on sale.
:16:50
C--neither type of opera
and neither type of soul--
:16:53
Party!
Delta Nu, we love you!