:15:02
	Reading about the LSATs.
:15:04
	My cousin had that.
:15:06
	Apparently, you get
a really bad rash on your...
:15:11
	The LSATs are an exam.
:15:13
	Girls, I'm going to Harvard!
:15:15
	- You mean like on vay-kay?
- Let's all go!
:15:18
	Road trip!
:15:21
	No. I'm going
to Harvard Law School.
:15:25
	Why?
:15:27
	Elle, now, I know
you're upset about all this...
:15:31
	but can't you just take
a Percoset?
:15:34
	Once Warner sees me
as a serious law student...
:15:38
	he'll totally want me back.
:15:39
	It's a completely brilliant
plan!
:15:41
	But isn't it hard
to get into law school?
:15:44
	I had the highest GPA
in Delta Nu.
:15:49
	Oh, well.
Here, you're gonna need this.
:15:53
	Your scrunchy?
:15:54
	My lucky scrunchy.
It helped me pass Spanish.
:15:59
	You passed Spanish because
you gave Professor Montoya...
:16:01
	a lap dance after the final.
:16:03
	Yeah...luckily.
:16:16
	My name is Elle Woods,
and for my admissions essay...
:16:19
	I'm gonna tell all of you
at Harvard...
:16:21
	why I'm gonna make
an amazing lawyer.
:16:25
	As president of my sorority...
:16:27
	I'm skilled at commanding
the attention of a room...
:16:29
	and discussing
very important issues.
:16:31
	It has come to my attention
that the maintenance staff...
:16:33
	is switching our toilet paper
from Charmin...
:16:36
	to generic.
:16:38
	All those opposed to chafing
please say "aye."
:16:43
	A--neither type of opera...
:16:45
	or neither type of rap
is on sale.
:16:47
	B--neither type of jazz...
:16:48
	and neither type of opera
is on sale.
:16:50
	C--neither type of opera
and neither type of soul--
:16:53
	Party!
Delta Nu, we love you!