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:22:02
No. Wait, wait.
:22:04
One second.Jared said
we have to ''X'' this guy today.

:22:07
- We don't have a gun.
- I know that.

:22:09
But what I can do is
I'll find something...

:22:12
with which we can bludgeon our
good old friend Pee Wee to death with.

:22:27
I know this sounds
terrible, Dick...

:22:30
butyour death...
:22:32
has really opened me up.
:22:36
Creatively, I mean.
:22:40
Crossing guard?
:22:43
Where in the world
did you meet a crossing guard?

:22:52
Crossing guard, remember me?
:22:55
Last week, back ofmy car?
:22:56
That loose spring
took a chunk out ofyour ass.

:23:02
Oh, you little siren.
:23:11
You guys are cops, aren'tyou?
:23:14
We are, in fact,
plainclothes detectives.

:23:17
I knew it. I can smell a cop
with one nostril tied behind my back.

:23:21
I myselfam a private dick.
Name's Dick Rasmusson.

:23:24
You've probably seen
my television commercials.

:23:27
Areyou trying to findsomeone?
:23:29
Someone who's lost
ormissingorhiding?

:23:33
Hello, I'm Dick Rasmusson,
andI'm aprivate dick.

:23:36
Ifindpeople
who don't wannabe found.

:23:38
Trying tolocate
an oldlover, friend...

:23:42
husband, wife, child?
:23:44
I'myourman.
:23:46
Thinkyour wife's cheatingonyou?
You'reprobablyright.

:23:50
I'myourman.
Callmeat 1-200-IMA-DICK..

:23:53
That's 1-200-IMA-DICK..
:23:56
Remember,
that's 1-200-I-M-A-DICK..


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