:50:06
Gordon: Jon, please tell me
you're not going courting.
:50:09
Fat Dave:
Yeah, don't do it.
:50:11
Gordon: She'll have you up the aisle
before you know it.
:50:13
Fat Dave: Next thing,
she'll be up the duff.
:50:15
Gordon: You'll be up your neck
in nappies, shit and puke.
:50:17
Fat Dave: And that
is romance for you.
:50:19
Gordon: Thank you.
:50:21
She said, "If I'd have known that,
I would have took me tights off."
:50:27
Here, where's
old Nelson, anyway?
:50:28
Police came in here this morning
and arrested him.
:50:31
- No.
- Why?
:50:32
Oh, it'll be that bitch
of a wife of his again.
:50:35
- Probably done him for stalking.
- She's dead.
:50:39
- Fat Dave: What?
- And the boyfriend... battered to death.
:50:42
The police found a bloodstained hammer
on the back seat of Nelson's motor.
:50:48
You all right, mate?
:51:02
Poor old Nelson, eh?
:51:05
How come they
can catch him so quick
:51:08
and they haven't got
a clue about the bank job?
:51:10
It's because they think
gangland killings
:51:13
are a useful form
of social Darwinism.
:51:18
Crimes of passion,
:51:20
they're much easier to solve.
:51:23
You make mistakes.
:51:26
You probably wanna get caught
and take your punishment.
:51:40
Right.
:51:43
Your local's a fucking dump, mate.
:51:47
So what, you're not gonna
introduce me to your mates?
:51:51
- Not today, if you don't mind.
- So what is it with you then?
:51:55
Why are you such
a miserable shit, hmm?
:51:59
Or is it just me you don't like?