:04:19
My parents named me
jennifer anne wilson.
:04:21
My middle name
is because someone is dead.
:04:23
I don't really have a passion
for the name jennifer...
:04:26
so i refer to myself as j.
:04:27
I don't think of myself
as a teenage girl or a woman.
:04:30
I'm just the opposite of a boy.
:04:44
J, your bio was cool.
:04:47
It moved me.
:04:50
You look like those cool vjs
they get off the street on mtv.
:04:53
You totally rock.
:04:57
If i brought you home,
my mom might hemorrhage.
:05:03
Do you wanna maybe
go have sushi?
:05:07
I'm a lesbian.
:05:09
I'm okay with that.
:05:12
Once, when i was 14,
i thought i was a lesbian.
:05:16
The question of my generation:
:05:18
To dive...
:05:20
or not to dive.
:05:23
But this one day,
my mom took me to her gym.
:05:25
She stuck me in the steam room
with a bunch of women...
:05:28
posing as elephants.
:05:39
Cured me of doubt.
:05:42
Now i masturbate to a picture
of freddie prinze, jr...
:05:45
and i'm quite certain
of my sexual preference.
:05:48
I'm cooking a brisket
for dinner tonight.
:05:52
A woman needs to eat blood
every now and again.
:05:55
She just really does.