My First Mister
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:27:01
Very fuckin' divorced.
:27:03
Any brothers or sisters?
:27:06
Just my cat.
:27:08
You have a copy of the bell jar
by your bed?

:27:11
Yeah.
:27:15
Earlier tonight when i was taking
the trash out in the back...

:27:19
i lifted the lid
of the dumpster...

:27:20
and i get hit in the head
with this paper airplane.

:27:25
I read it. I'm sorry. I didn't
know it wasn't meant for me.

:27:29
Is this a suicide note?
:27:31
Yeah.
:27:33
Don't worry, boss man.
It's not for now.

:27:35
The sopranos are on hiatus.
I wanna see if they kill each other.

:27:39
That's good to know.
:27:41
Otherwise i would keep you on
at the store on a temporary basis.

:27:47
That's funny.
:27:49
You should do that more often.
:27:51
Do what more often?
Joke around?

:27:54
I don't think so.
:27:56
People might get
the wrong idea.

:27:58
What, that you're happy?
What's that anyway?

:28:02
I'm not the one to ask.
:28:05
You know what i think?
:28:07
I think happy
is fucking overrated.

:28:09
I mean, my mom's always happy.
:28:11
She's got this stupid smile
on her face...

:28:15
and she's singing,
and it's just disgusting.

:28:19
Apparently you don't think
your mother is really happy.

:28:21
Would you be,
having me as your only child?

:28:24
That's a good point.
:28:28
I have to tell you. I don't think
this is the least bit attractive.

:28:32
And i think that this is gonna
get you on the cover of gq.

:28:38
All right.
:28:42
You thinking of fucking me?
:28:52
Is there a bathroom in this place,
or do you go right on the floor?

:28:55
Right there.
:28:59
I can't believe
i just asked my boss that.


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