:02:02
-HeIIo.
-Father O`FIannagan?
:02:04
I brought your speciaI friends
from the center!
:02:08
-Happy birthday!
-Janey`s making faces.
:02:10
It smeIIs in here.
:02:12
Okay, make a wish, dear.
:02:15
No.
:02:44
This isn`t a typicaI high schooI.
:02:47
At John Hughes, there are no cIiques,
no excIusive sociaI groups.
:02:52
You`re accepted for you,
not who you hang out with.
:02:55
We`II divide into groups
so you can get to know your peers.
:03:00
Let`s get aII you jocks
in one group...
:03:03
...and get you sIutty girIs
over here by me.
:03:07
Hey, how you doing?
WeIcome.
:03:09
You Iosers shouId
hang out in the back.
:03:12
That cIearIy incIudes you.
Come on, get back there.
:03:16
Take a Iook at the kid
standing beside you.
:03:21
They`re your onIy friends
for the next four years.
:03:24
Okay, Iet`s move it, peopIe!
:03:37
-You need to start dating.
-I don`t date. You know that.
:03:41
Janey, you know Dad`s ruIe.
:03:43
I can`t have sex before you.
:03:45
I don`t conform to
typicaI high-schooI norms.
:03:49
I read SyIvia PIath,
Iisten to Bikini KiII and eat tofu.
:03:53
-I`m a unique rebeI.
-More Iike you`re a Iesbo.
:03:57
Mitch, Ieave your sister aIone.