:03:00
Let`s get aII you jocks
in one group...
:03:03
...and get you sIutty girIs
over here by me.
:03:07
Hey, how you doing?
WeIcome.
:03:09
You Iosers shouId
hang out in the back.
:03:12
That cIearIy incIudes you.
Come on, get back there.
:03:16
Take a Iook at the kid
standing beside you.
:03:21
They`re your onIy friends
for the next four years.
:03:24
Okay, Iet`s move it, peopIe!
:03:37
-You need to start dating.
-I don`t date. You know that.
:03:41
Janey, you know Dad`s ruIe.
:03:43
I can`t have sex before you.
:03:45
I don`t conform to
typicaI high-schooI norms.
:03:49
I read SyIvia PIath,
Iisten to Bikini KiII and eat tofu.
:03:53
-I`m a unique rebeI.
-More Iike you`re a Iesbo.
:03:57
Mitch, Ieave your sister aIone.
:04:00
Thank you, Daddy.
:04:01
If Janey wants to be a rug-muncher,
that`s her decision.
:04:08
Go! Fight! Win!
:04:16
Nice combination, Crissy!
:04:24
I`ve been meaning to get that fixed.
:04:27
Later, Dad.
:04:31
I`II be Iate to pick you up.
:04:33
Why? A job interview?
:04:35
No, honey.
I`II probabIy just be way too drunk.
:04:39
That`s good.
No drinking and driving.
:04:42
Oh, I`II be driving.
I`II just be too drunk to remember.
:04:46
Okay. Bye, Daddy.
:04:49
Bye, pumpkin-head.
:04:56
-Oh, my God!
-Get out of the road!