:34:02
Call me insane
:34:05
There's got to be a way
:34:07
How can I get next to her
:34:10
They say it's no use
:34:12
That I try
:34:14
No, no, no
:34:15
They say it's no use
that I try
:34:18
[Telephone ringing]
:34:20
That girl will never be
:34:24
Mine
:34:30
What the heck
did you do that for?
:34:32
That's for using my towel
the other day.
:34:34
Yeah? Well, I also
wore your underwear.
:34:39
-[Clank]
-Yeah!
:34:41
I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
:34:43
I got it...
:34:45
[Ball thuds]
:34:46
Oh, my gosh, dude.
What is this?
:34:48
-It's a hot dog.
-Thanks, man.
:34:50
No problem.
:34:51
-Sure it's done?
-Safe!
:34:53
So, Kev,
I bet you're wondering why...
:34:55
we asked you out
to play barbecue ball...
:34:58
this fine, cold day in Chicago.
:34:59
-'Cause I brought the food?
-No!
:35:01
Well, yeah, kind of,
but also because...
:35:04
I came up with
this really brilliant idea.
:35:07
Actually, it's more like
a proposition for you.
:35:10
Why am I afraid to hear this?
:35:11
I don't know. Me and the guys
were just thinking that...
:35:13
you could do all these babes,
like, a big, huge favor...
:35:16
and let us take them out.
:35:17
And how is that possibly
a good idea?
:35:20
First off...
:35:23
there are just way too many
calls for you to handle solo...
:35:26
and secondly...
:35:28
Rod?
What was number two?
:35:31
Oh!
We screen the girls...
:35:34
and we help you find
"the girl."
:35:36
-Yes!
-Yeah.
:35:38
And if, perchance, you know...
:35:39
we were to make
some kind of connection...
:35:41
with one
of these fine young ladies...
:35:42
well, so much the better.
:35:44
Yeah! We all win big.
Wienie.
:35:46
-Cha-ching.
-That's not a bad idea.
:35:49
I can't believe
I didn't think of that.
:35:50
Rod, yeah!
I told you he'd go for it.
:35:53
I was actually surprised
you didn't think of it, too.
:35:55
-I gave you a couple days.
-Absolutely not, guys.
:35:57
Game's over. See you later.