:03:00
No, you're not.
:03:03
Are you saying
I'm not who I say I am?
:03:05
Yeah. That's exactly
what I'm saying.
:03:08
Hey, what's the problem?
:03:10
I knew you sounded different
on the phone.
:03:12
Hey, wait a second.
Come back here. Come on.
:03:14
If you don't like this place,
we can go somewhere else.
:03:17
Hey, come on! You should
at least try an appetizer!
:03:18
Look, I'm not him,
you're not her.
:03:21
What difference does it make?
Come on!
:03:22
Look,
I don't know who you are...
:03:24
but if you don't leave me alone
I'll call the cops.
:03:26
Hey, honey, come here.
:03:28
What part of
"I'll call the cops"...
:03:29
didn't you understand?
:03:30
Like the whole thing.
:03:33
You're her.
:03:35
You're the one from the train.
:03:37
Yeah, you are fine!
:03:41
Um, uh, Washington,
Lincoln, Donny Reagan...
:03:44
Martin Sheen,
Mr. Miyagi, Billy Joel...
:03:47
I'm a friend of Kevin's.
:03:48
Does he know you're doing this?
:03:50
Yes. You wouldn't believe
how many ladies have called.
:03:53
We could start
a booming business!
:03:55
Wait a second.
That's not a bad idea.
:03:57
Like--Aw!
:04:00
Yeah, OK, fine. So, then,
I'll just call you later?
:04:04
[Snoring]
:04:16
[Slam]
:04:17
Uhh!
:04:19
[Keys jingle]
:04:21
So?
:04:22
I don't think it was him.
:04:25
What do you mean?
:04:27
I think his friends
are answering the calls...
:04:29
and taking the girls out.
:04:31
Yes! I knew it!
:04:33
Now I can expose him
for the fraud he is!
:04:36
Heh heh! Kevin Gibbons.
:04:39
His butt is mine!
:04:40
[Sighs]
:04:42
You know what I mean.
:04:44
[Clack]
:04:47
What the heck happened to you?
:04:49
[Giggles]
:04:52
[Sighs]
:04:54
MAN SINGING:
Hey, baby, hey, baby
:04:55
Yeah, baby, yeah, baby
:04:57
Hey, baby, hey, baby
:04:59
-Yeah, baby
-Yeah, baby, yeah