:24:02
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
:24:05
Thank you and good morning.
:24:07
I can't tell you how happy
and excited I am to be here today.
:24:11
Now, I know we're all
gonna be homies...
:24:14
but I do believe
in the golden rule...
:24:16
and that is, "He who has
the gold card makes the rules."
:24:22
Pipe down, retard. And to publicize
my purchase of the mountain...
:24:25
I've invited my board members...
that's the board of directors...
:24:27
and my investors here
for the anniversary festival.
:24:30
And as my employees, you're expected
to behave in a manner consistent
with a world-class resort.
:24:35
Any questions you might have will be
answered in your new rule book...
:24:40
which numbnuts here
is gonna pass out.
:24:42
- I think that's you.
- And I have a super-duper
surprise for all of you.
:24:48
A brand new, streamlined,
top-of-the-line...
:24:51
high-performance uniform!
:24:54
Don't sweat havin' to pay for them.
We'll just deduct the cost
from your first paycheck.
:24:57
Welcome to the Major Resort family!
:24:59
There's no business
like snow business!
:25:03
I told you.
You... You look great.
:25:05
Well, yeah, it doesn't really
allow my dice to roll down there,
and by "dice" I mean testicles.
:25:09
- Speaking of testicles,
let me get a beer.
- The suits are not that bad, guys.
:25:12
Rick, these scuba outfits
make us look ridiculous.
:25:15
Who does this Majors asshole
think he is?
:25:17
I'm not gonna wear
this unitard, period.
:25:19
Guys, I love Bull Mountain
as much as anyone else...
:25:21
but a little change, you know,
it's not gonna hurt this place.
:25:23
I don't know, Rick. I mean, wh-why
would we even want this place to change?
:25:27
- We don't want it to turn into Aspen.
- Yeah, but have you seen
the women from Aspen?
:25:31
I... No.
:25:33
I mean, other than the occasional girl
who comes here on the weekend trip,
this place is a sausage factory.
:25:37
There are gonna be some hotties,
some slammin' bods with...
:25:41
pants so tight
it looks like they're painted on.
:25:44
Man, I love chicks.
Chicks love me, so it's all good.
:25:47
Calm down, Lance. Look, Muntz
is gonna sell this mountain,
and somebody's gonna buy it anyway.
:25:52
You have $ 1 00 million?
I don't. You?
:25:54
No, we're not models.
:25:58
Guys, look. All I'm sayin'
is that, if we play ball,
the mountain will still be ours.