:25:03
I told you.
You... You look great.
:25:05
Well, yeah, it doesn't really
allow my dice to roll down there,
and by "dice" I mean testicles.
:25:09
- Speaking of testicles,
let me get a beer.
- The suits are not that bad, guys.
:25:12
Rick, these scuba outfits
make us look ridiculous.
:25:15
Who does this Majors asshole
think he is?
:25:17
I'm not gonna wear
this unitard, period.
:25:19
Guys, I love Bull Mountain
as much as anyone else...
:25:21
but a little change, you know,
it's not gonna hurt this place.
:25:23
I don't know, Rick. I mean, wh-why
would we even want this place to change?
:25:27
- We don't want it to turn into Aspen.
- Yeah, but have you seen
the women from Aspen?
:25:31
I... No.
:25:33
I mean, other than the occasional girl
who comes here on the weekend trip,
this place is a sausage factory.
:25:37
There are gonna be some hotties,
some slammin' bods with...
:25:41
pants so tight
it looks like they're painted on.
:25:44
Man, I love chicks.
Chicks love me, so it's all good.
:25:47
Calm down, Lance. Look, Muntz
is gonna sell this mountain,
and somebody's gonna buy it anyway.
:25:52
You have $ 1 00 million?
I don't. You?
:25:54
No, we're not models.
:25:58
Guys, look. All I'm sayin'
is that, if we play ball,
the mountain will still be ours.
:26:02
Oh, you foolish, foolish boys.
:26:05
This is how it all starts.
:26:07
I seen it all before.
I was there.
:26:11
I was there.
Yeah, it was called the '80s.
:26:15
Ford was president,
Nixon was in the White House...
:26:18
and FDR was runnin' this country
into the ground.
:26:21
I was bummin'
in a hole-in-the-wall town...
:26:24
in what is now called Utah.
:26:26
Some fella from Colorado shows up,
starts makin' so-called improvements.
Right?
:26:32
- Before we knew what hit us,
the streets were runnin' with latte!
- No!
:26:35
Yup. It got so bad
that a fella that liked to...
:26:38
you know,
smoke a little grass...
:26:41
or drink a little Ripple,
crow like a rooster...
:26:43
maybe challenge the mayor's son
to a gentlemen's duel...
:26:47
was uncouth, against God...
:26:49
more like bad
for real estate values.
:26:52
Stumpy had to go!
Richard...
:26:55
be careful what you wish for.
:26:57
- You got it, Stump.
- Be careful what you wish for.
- I will.