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:35:09
Roswell, New Mexico?
:35:13
- You're flying to New Mexico?
- We've been flying down all week.

:35:17
They're repainting
the whole fleet.

:35:23
You can fly.
Nobody else can fly.

:35:27
But you can fly.
:35:30
- And you're flying to New Mexico.
- Yeah.

:35:33
- But nobody else can fly.
- Yeah.

:35:37
Do you need a ride?
:35:43
Come on!
:35:51
- Coconut.
- Coconut! Who had coconut?

:35:54
I did.
:35:57
Phil.
:36:00
That's the kind of car
that I'm gettin'.

:36:02
- Yeah? Don't count on it.
- Why not?

:36:05
Because the Volkswagen Beetle
was used by the Nazis.

:36:08
I would not be comfortable
driving around in one.

:36:12
- So, don't drive it. I will.
- Dad, I have to go.

:36:16
- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do. I really do.

:36:20
- We just stopped!
- The bathroom was too gross.

:36:24
- Well, can't you hold it in?
- I can't! It's an emergency.

:36:28
Honey, there's a restaurant.
:36:30
That's three miles down and
then back. We lose ten minutes.

:36:33
So what? Your daughter
has to go to the bathroom.

:36:36
- Please stop, Dad.
- All right.

:36:38
Jason, look back there
for an empty jar.

:36:41
A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.
:36:43
All right, sorry.
:36:45
Jason, we're gonna
need a jar and a funnel.

:36:49
Dad, I don't have to pee.
It's number two!

:36:51
- Sorry, I can't stop.
- Dad, I'm prairie-dogging it.

:36:56
What does that mean?
:36:57
Like when a prairie dog sticks
his head in and out of the ground.


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