Rat Race
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- Come on, you blind son of a bitch!
- Wait! Stop it!

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Give me that goddamn whistle!
I'm gonna shove it up your ass!

:39:07
Come back here!
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Shit.
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I'll kill him.
:39:38
- Squirrel?
- No, thank you.

:39:40
We're looking for the interstate.
:39:42
I get that a lot
'cause of the detour.

:39:47
Now they've lost their way.
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Now they can't go home.
You sure you don't want one?

:39:54
We're sure. Thank you.
:39:56
They make crackerjack pets.
I taught this one to shake hands.

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He's not for sale though. Who wants
to go home with the nice ladies?

:40:04
"Pick me. Pick me.
Don't be afraid. I don't bite.

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- What's your name, pretty lady?"
- Vera.

:40:12
Ma'am, really.
We're not interested.

:40:14
Well, I'm not talkin' to you, am I?
I'm talkin' to Vera.

:40:17
What about Bucky here? He loves
to climb trees and eat nuts.

:40:22
Ma'am, we do not
want a squirrel.

:40:24
Do you or do you not know
where the interstate is?

:40:26
Of course I do. I'm not retarded.
"Tell 'em about the shortcut."

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Thank you, Bucky.
:40:32
I almost forgot.
There's a dandy shortcut.

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It'll bring you right to exit 14.
It'll save you 30 miles.

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Now listen carefully.
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You want to go straight
down here exactly 1.8 miles.

:40:45
- 1.8.
- Make a left at Totem Pole Ranch.

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Go 5.4 miles and
you're gonna go up a big hill.

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You'll see a big yellow sign
with some graffiti on it.

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Take the dirt road on the right.
It'll take you to the interstate.


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