:14:02
We're gonna find out. No, you gonna find out, man.
:14:04
There's two billion Chinese people here. Let one of them be your partner.
:14:13
Where the hell we at now ?
:14:15
Massage parlor. Heaven on earth.
:14:18
Now this is more like it.
:14:20
I'm about to go in here and get a massage...
:14:23
and a hot tea bath right now.
:14:25
Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist.
:14:27
I am a tourist, fool.
:14:30
[ honking ] hey !
:14:31
Slow down, Chen ! Hell is wrong with you ?
:14:39
[ Cantonese ] [ Cantonese ]
:14:42
[ Cantonese ] ...girl.
:14:44
Yeah. My American friend is on vacation.
:14:47
-I want to show him a good time. -Oh, you American .
:14:50
- Yeah. - You bring American money ?
:14:53
I got it, Lee. I got it. No.
:14:56
You sure ? I'm sure.
:14:58
Thank you. You're welcome.
:15:00
Right this way, gentlemen.
:15:10
Are you ready ?
:15:13
You ready ? I'm ready.
:15:20
Oh, my goodness !
:15:23
This place is off the hook ! I love Hong Kong.
:15:26
You get massage from Chinese girl before ?
:15:28
No, but I heard it was the bomb.
:15:31
Come with me. [ giggles ]
:15:33
You pick any girl for you and your friend.
:15:36
Any girl ? Any girl.
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Okay.
:15:40
I don't know where to start.
:15:44
I'll take that one right there. She got to come. -Oh, yes, she's very nice.
:15:48
She is nice, but I hurt my back and my neck, and I need a little bit more massage.
:15:53
You know ? So I'm gonna take her in the pink too.
:15:55
Oh, yes. -And let me get her. Hey, baby.
:15:58
and let me have her. Can I get her too ?