Scary Movie 2
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:18:02
[ Squeaking ]
:18:03
Right this way.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Not that room, sweetheart.

:18:09
No. That was the master's
mistress's room.

:18:11
Yeah, he kind of was
a little bit of a hornball.

:18:15
No. You go and stay
right over here.

:18:18
This was the room that belonged
to the love of his life...

:18:21
his wife, Caroline.
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I'll show it to you.
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Oh! Watch. My fanny's
coming through.

:18:28
Watch it.
Make room for fanny.

:18:31
Oh, wow! It's beautiful.
:18:34
Well, thank you, child.
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You know,
I have been working out.

:18:37
I've been doing
my bun busters every day.

:18:39
I squeeze really tight,
and then I let loose.

:18:42
I squeeze really tight...
:18:45
and then let loose.
[ Farting ]

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Ooh!
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HANSON: OK. Ooh!
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Oh, yes.
:18:54
CINDY: Look at this.
:18:55
Caroline looked beautiful
in that dress.

:18:57
In fact, she always
looked her best.

:19:00
Do you know that
she used to entertain...

:19:02
for royalty
and common folk and...

:19:05
even the President
of the United States.

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Ew.
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[ Meow ]
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Oh!
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Oh, don't be frightened, child.
:19:15
This is just Mr. Kittles.
:19:17
He was the master's
favorite pet.

:19:19
He's been in the family
for generations.

:19:22
Look at him.
He hasn't aged a day.

:19:24
All right, child,
I think I'll take my leave.

:19:28
You let me know
if there's anything you need.

:19:31
DWIGHT: Yes, and as you
can see, Professor...

:19:33
I've taken care
of everything...

:19:35
including medical supplies
and blood storage.

:19:37
DWIGHT:
We want to be safe.

:19:38
Are these cameras
all throughout the house?

:19:41
Yes, sir. I thought
that would be best.

:19:43
So if one of
our little chickadees...

:19:45
were to be taking a shower...
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which button would I press
to get a closeup?

:19:49
That one.
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This one? [ Beep ]
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Ha!
:19:54
HANSON:
Excuse me, Professor...

:19:56
but your guests
have begun to arrive...

:19:59
and supper
shall be served shortly.


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