Scary Movie 2
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:21:01
SHORTY: Hey! Hey! Hey!
:21:02
Relax, son.
It's just a bird.

:21:05
[ Squawking ]
:21:06
Hello, birdie.
Polly want a cracker?

:21:09
Polly wants
your mama's sweet ass.

:21:11
What did Polly say to me?
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I said, "Polly wants
your mama's sweet ass."

:21:16
You don't be talking
about my mama, son.

:21:19
You don't know my mama, son.
:21:20
Yeah, I know your mama.
I fucked her last night.

:21:22
You want beef?
I'll fuck you up!

:21:24
Ooh! I'm shaking.
I'm shaking.

:21:26
Now, fuck this.
:21:27
I'm gonna handle this shit
like a gentleman.

:21:28
Yo, hold my tooth, son.
:21:29
Yeah, come on, bitch.
:21:30
You and that
"Welcome Back, Kotter" haircut.

:21:31
Want a piece of me?
Come on. Bring it on.

:21:33
What, you hard core?
Give me some.

:21:34
- Bring it on, bitch.
- No, no. What?

:21:36
[ Crash ]
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You gonna talk, son?
Then do it.

:21:38
Come on, pussy.
Let me out of here.

:21:40
I'll fuck you up.
:21:42
Hi, guys.
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- Hey.
- Hey.

:21:45
Hey, Buddy.
:21:46
- Hey, Cin.
- How you doing?

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Open chest!
:21:49
BUDDY: Come on. You got to be
quicker than that, "A" cup.

:21:52
Oh! Oh!
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[ Cindy groaning ]
:21:55
Hey, guys.
:21:56
- Hey!
- How you doing?

:21:58
Well, are you boys
just gonna sit there...

:22:00
with your mouths open...
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or is someone gonna
offer me a seat?

:22:03
Oh!
:22:06
CINDY: Ow!
:22:07
DWIGHT:
I warmed it up for you.

:22:09
It's the best seat
in the house.

:22:11
Second best.
:22:13
Ew.
:22:14
CINDY: Professor,
is this the same house...

:22:17
that a young girl
was possessed by a demon...

:22:19
or something?
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Yes, it was reported
but never substantiated.

:22:23
[ Crash ]
:22:24
[ Applause ]
:22:26
[ Cheering ]
:22:27
HANSON:
All right. Well, uh...

:22:29
who'd like some appetizers?
:22:30
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

:22:32
HANSON:
That's what I like to hear.

:22:34
Hey, these buns look good.
:22:36
Oh, yeah...
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and they're so soft and warm.
:22:39
- Ray!
- Oh, I'm sorry. My bad.

:22:40
CINDY: These are delicious.
:22:42
HANSON: Thank you, my child.
:22:44
I made them by hand.
:22:46
HANSON: OK!
:22:48
Here we go. I think
the taters are just about done.

:22:52
I'm just gonna give them
one quick whisk here.

:22:56
[ Hanson humming ]

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