:22:00
with your mouths open...
:22:01
or is someone gonna
offer me a seat?
:22:03
Oh!
:22:06
CINDY: Ow!
:22:07
DWIGHT:
I warmed it up for you.
:22:09
It's the best seat
in the house.
:22:11
Second best.
:22:13
Ew.
:22:14
CINDY: Professor,
is this the same house...
:22:17
that a young girl
was possessed by a demon...
:22:19
or something?
:22:20
Yes, it was reported
but never substantiated.
:22:23
[ Crash ]
:22:24
[ Applause ]
:22:26
[ Cheering ]
:22:27
HANSON:
All right. Well, uh...
:22:29
who'd like some appetizers?
:22:30
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
:22:32
HANSON:
That's what I like to hear.
:22:34
Hey, these buns look good.
:22:36
Oh, yeah...
:22:37
and they're so soft and warm.
:22:39
- Ray!
- Oh, I'm sorry. My bad.
:22:40
CINDY: These are delicious.
:22:42
HANSON: Thank you, my child.
:22:44
I made them by hand.
:22:46
HANSON: OK!
:22:48
Here we go. I think
the taters are just about done.
:22:52
I'm just gonna give them
one quick whisk here.
:22:56
[ Hanson humming ]
:23:04
OK, now. Dig in.
:23:08
All right.
:23:09
Now it's time for the turkey.
:23:11
Oh, what a beautiful bird.
:23:12
- No!
- No, man!
:23:13
Hey! Hey! Hey, man.
:23:15
Why don't you
just relax...
:23:16
and just let me
do that for you?
:23:17
- Yeah.
- Rest that little hand.
:23:20
It's my pleasure, but what
a nice young man to offer.
:23:22
Let me give you
a little pinch there.
:23:25
Come on.
:23:26
Fuck it!
:23:28
You know, a lot of people...
:23:31
are kind of intimidated...
:23:32
about making a turkey,
but...
:23:35
really it's very simple.
:23:36
You just have to know
the anatomy of a turkey...
:23:39
and it's got, over here...
:23:41
just the tiniest
little stinkhole...
:23:42
but it's big enough
to get your hand...
:23:44
right up inside it.
:23:45
Uh!
:23:46
HANSON: Uh!
:23:47
Stuff the shit out of it.
:23:50
I cook it
with all the giblets--
:23:52
the penises
and the ginies...
:23:53
And now, a lot of people
like to baste their turkeys...
:23:56
but I use this.
:23:59
I lick like that...