:23:04
OK, now. Dig in.
:23:08
All right.
:23:09
Now it's time for the turkey.
:23:11
Oh, what a beautiful bird.
:23:12
- No!
- No, man!
:23:13
Hey! Hey! Hey, man.
:23:15
Why don't you
just relax...
:23:16
and just let me
do that for you?
:23:17
- Yeah.
- Rest that little hand.
:23:20
It's my pleasure, but what
a nice young man to offer.
:23:22
Let me give you
a little pinch there.
:23:25
Come on.
:23:26
Fuck it!
:23:28
You know, a lot of people...
:23:31
are kind of intimidated...
:23:32
about making a turkey,
but...
:23:35
really it's very simple.
:23:36
You just have to know
the anatomy of a turkey...
:23:39
and it's got, over here...
:23:41
just the tiniest
little stinkhole...
:23:42
but it's big enough
to get your hand...
:23:44
right up inside it.
:23:45
Uh!
:23:46
HANSON: Uh!
:23:47
Stuff the shit out of it.
:23:50
I cook it
with all the giblets--
:23:52
the penises
and the ginies...
:23:53
And now, a lot of people
like to baste their turkeys...
:23:56
but I use this.
:23:59
I lick like that...
:24:00
and get
into the little...
:24:02
hiney... hiney ho...
:24:04
[ Hanson humming ]
:24:05
That's nice and good.
:24:07
I don't know
what the hell that is...
:24:08
but I'll lick it anyway.
:24:10
Up and down...
:24:11
and then I like to get
that right on there...
:24:16
Hiawatha!
:24:18
And I got one of these.
:24:19
I'm gonna pull that off...
:24:20
and bam! That just
kicks it up a little bit.
:24:22
All right.
I think that's almost...
:24:24
ready now.
:24:25
And then we
bring it to the table.
:24:27
Mmm, good.
:24:30
All right.
:24:32
Who's ready for a wing?
:24:33
Yours or the turkey's?
:24:35
Ha, ha, ha!
:24:36
SHORTY: I just thought
that was funny.
:24:38
Well, I know what you'd like.
:24:40
How about a leg?
:24:42
ALL: Whoo!
:24:44
How about two? Ha ha!
:24:46
How about
I take these two legs...
:24:47
and shove
them right up your ass--
:24:49
all the way to the knee!
:24:50
Dwight. Dwight, relax.
:24:52
Hanson...
:24:53
may I ask you is there
something on the menu...
:24:56
that you haven't
personally prepared?
:24:59
Well, I ordered out
the dessert.