Sidewalks of New York
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- Two and a half baths.
- That's good.

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I want to find a big place
like this...

:31:06
the kind of house you can
grow old in, raise a family in.

:31:09
I'm sure your wife would love it.
How many kids do you have?

:31:12
My wife? I'll let you know
when I meet her.

:31:14
How many?
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Like five, maybe?
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Gotta have my starting five.
:31:21
Do I look like a bunny rabbit?
How am I gonna have five kids?

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What about you? Any kids?
:31:28
You married, though? That's
a wedding ring on your finger.

:31:31
- Yeah.
- Happy?

:31:33
Are you writing a book?
:31:35
I'm sorry.
:31:37
I'm just trying to make
polite conversation.

:31:39
- What do you think of this place?
- It's nice. It's big.

:31:40
- What do you think of this place?
- It's nice. It's big.

:31:42
But it doesn't feel like me.
It's a little feminine.

:31:46
We'll keep looking, then.
:31:51
Where are you runnin' off to?
:31:53
If you can believe it,
I've got a date tonight.

:31:55
Good for you.
You got right back out there, kid.

:31:57
That's great.
:32:01
Aren't you gonna take a shower?
:32:03
- You think I need to?
- There's a definite scent there.

:32:07
I don't know what it is.
Just slap some cologne on.

:32:10
- You'll be all right.
- I don't like to wear cologne.

:32:13
Thanks anyway.
I think I'll be fine.

:32:15
You don't wear cologne?
:32:16
You'd rather show up on your date
smelling like some barnyard animal.

:32:20
Just slap some cologne on.
It shows you got a little class.

:32:26
Don't forget the balls.
:32:28
- What are you talking about?
- Spray some on your balls.

:32:31
I won't put cologne on my balls.
You think I'm some sort of savage?

:32:35
I want you to listen
to me on this.

:32:37
I can smell your armpits
from here, okay?

:32:39
What do your balls smell like
when she sticks her face down there?

:32:43
Just give those bad boys a spritz,
and she'll love it.

:32:45
Go ahead.
Do what I tell ya.

:32:48
You're a sick man,
but I'll do it in the next room.

:32:52
They love it
when the balls smell nice.

:32:54
Lets them know you care.
:32:57
Would I have sex
on the first date?


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