:32:01
Aren't you gonna take a shower?
:32:03
- You think I need to?
- There's a definite scent there.
:32:07
I don't know what it is.
Just slap some cologne on.
:32:10
- You'll be all right.
- I don't like to wear cologne.
:32:13
Thanks anyway.
I think I'll be fine.
:32:15
You don't wear cologne?
:32:16
You'd rather show up on your date
smelling like some barnyard animal.
:32:20
Just slap some cologne on.
It shows you got a little class.
:32:26
Don't forget the balls.
:32:28
- What are you talking about?
- Spray some on your balls.
:32:31
I won't put cologne on my balls.
You think I'm some sort of savage?
:32:35
I want you to listen
to me on this.
:32:37
I can smell your armpits
from here, okay?
:32:39
What do your balls smell like
when she sticks her face down there?
:32:43
Just give those bad boys a spritz,
and she'll love it.
:32:45
Go ahead.
Do what I tell ya.
:32:48
You're a sick man,
but I'll do it in the next room.
:32:52
They love it
when the balls smell nice.
:32:54
Lets them know you care.
:32:57
Would I have sex
on the first date?
:33:00
I think I might be starting
to sound like an asshole here...
:33:04
but who wouldn't?
:33:06
Sure.
I'm not one of those girls...
:33:08
that thinks she can't have
a real relationship with a guy...
:33:10
if she sleeps with him
on the first date.
:33:12
You know, that's silly.
:33:15
I'm all for it, preferably
before going to the movie...
:33:18
and paying for the popcorn.
:33:22
I just think it's weird that
there's this person out there...
:33:24
just walking around,
leading their life.
:33:26
Then you meet them in a bar,
then two or three hours later...
:33:29
you have their penis inside you.
:33:31
That's a little scary.
:33:33
Well, I was happy,
or I thought I was.
:33:36
But he thought
we were too young...
:33:38
and couldn't see himself being
faithful for the rest of his life.
:33:42
So what happened?
You got divorced?
:33:45
Not until I found out that he
was sleeping with other women.
:33:48
You see? It's so fragile.
:33:50
I don't know anyone that hasn't
either cheated on their spouse...
:33:54
- or been cheated on at some time.
- It's depressing.
:33:57
What happened? Did you catch him?
How did you find out?