:52:00
What do you do there?
:52:02
We go around to movie premieres
and television shows...
:52:05
then we interview all these
asshole celebrities...
:52:07
about who they're fucking and
how much they're getting overpaid...
:52:10
then try and help them sell
their latest piece-of-crap product.
:52:14
- So you really like this job.
- You know what it is?
:52:17
When I got out of college,
I wanted to be a writer...
:52:19
maybe go into journalism
or maybe even be a novelist.
:52:22
But the only job I could get
was answering phones at the show.
:52:26
So here it is, ten years later,
I'm making a pile of dough...
:52:30
and it's hard to imagine
walking away...
:52:32
even though I know
it'd be the best thing for me.
:52:36
Sounds like my marriage.
:52:39
So are you writing anything now?
:52:44
Every time I try and get started,
something comes up from work...
:52:46
and I just get distracted.
:52:48
Maybe one day I'll be in Barnes
& Noble and see one of your books.
:52:52
And I'll pick it up.
:52:56
That'd be nice.
:53:00
So anyway, there's this view
over here I really want you to see.
:53:05
I'm beginning to think you're not
really looking for an apartment.
:53:07
You think I'm just using this
as an excuse to flirt with you?
:53:12
Are you flirting with me?
:53:14
I was hoping it was obvious, but
I guess I'm not doing a good job.
:53:17
You did say you were married,
right?
:53:19
- Yeah.
- That sucks.
:53:22
- I shouldn't be flirting with you.
- No, you shouldn't.
:53:26
Well, I should get going.
I gotta get back to the office.
:53:30
But if I see anything,
I'll call you.
:53:32
Yeah, 'cause, you know--
All right.
:53:34
- Okay, bye.
- Call me, though.
:53:43
So I am going out with the guy
from the video store again tonight.
:53:47
Oh, second date.
The pressure's on.
:53:50
So are you gonna
have sex with him?
:53:52
I don't know.
:53:54
- Do you think I should?
- I definitely think you should.
:53:56
This time, give him a little advice.
No more cologne on the balls.