:53:00
So anyway, there's this view
over here I really want you to see.
:53:05
I'm beginning to think you're not
really looking for an apartment.
:53:07
You think I'm just using this
as an excuse to flirt with you?
:53:12
Are you flirting with me?
:53:14
I was hoping it was obvious, but
I guess I'm not doing a good job.
:53:17
You did say you were married,
right?
:53:19
- Yeah.
- That sucks.
:53:22
- I shouldn't be flirting with you.
- No, you shouldn't.
:53:26
Well, I should get going.
I gotta get back to the office.
:53:30
But if I see anything,
I'll call you.
:53:32
Yeah, 'cause, you know--
All right.
:53:34
- Okay, bye.
- Call me, though.
:53:43
So I am going out with the guy
from the video store again tonight.
:53:47
Oh, second date.
The pressure's on.
:53:50
So are you gonna
have sex with him?
:53:52
I don't know.
:53:54
- Do you think I should?
- I definitely think you should.
:53:56
This time, give him a little advice.
No more cologne on the balls.
:54:01
Oh, come on.
It wasn't that bad.
:54:03
No, it was disgusting.
:54:06
How many sexual partners
have you had in your life?
:54:09
Not entirely enough.
:54:12
But I'm working on it. Right now,
that's what I'm working on.
:54:15
I think it's seven.
:54:17
Eight. Is that bad?
:54:19
I'm 1 9.
That sounds really bad.
:54:22
What, are you kidding me?
I'm a 39-year-old man.
:54:26
How could I possibly remember?
I don't know.
:54:28
A hundred? Two hundred and fifty?
I don't know.
:54:32
That's the great thing
about New York.
:54:34
You walk down the street
and you encounter...
:54:36
like a thousand potential
sexual partners every day.
:54:40
A walk to the deli
can be very erotic.
:54:42
I know it sounds pathetic,
but I've had three.
:54:45
I got married early.
I was 22 years old.
:54:49
But, you know,
one of them is my husband.
:54:53
Not too many. I don't know.
Like nine or ten.
:54:56
I was always one of those guys
that's been in a series...
:54:59
of long-term relationships.